Flavor Flav Banned From England For Pleasuring Himself on Big Ben
Flavor Flav aka William Jonathan Drayton Jr. was detained by British Police Tuesday and charged with aggravated masturbating. Flavor Flav...
Happy Birthday Phil Lesh
-Illustration By Paul King Art - Happy Birthday Phil Lesh (March 15)! Phillip Chapman Lesh is the bassist and founding...
Chicago Cancels All Murders Until Further Notice Over Coronavirus Fears
Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced the city would be cancelling all murders due to coronavirus concerns. “As you might imagine, this...
Confused Joe Biden Forgets Pants For Press Conference
Joe Biden delivered a speech addressing the Russian invasion of Ukraine and laid out his plan concerning how he would...
Happy Birthday James Taylor
James Vernon Taylor was born March 12, 1948 in Boston, Mass.! Taylor is a five-time Grammy Award winner, he was inducted...
Eddie Vedder Hoarding Toilet Paper! Free Roll Giveaway with Every PJ Album Purchase!
Pearl Jam Vocalist Eddie Vedder has purchased every roll of toilet paper that he could get his hands on. Vedder...
Poll: Majority Prefer Coronavirus Over Attending Genesis Reunion Concert
A new poll shows that most people would prefer being stricken with coronavirus rather than attend the upcoming Genesis reunion...
International Women’s Day Activities Postponed Due to Spider in NY Headquarters
International Women’s Day is celebrated on March 8. This year however, empowering events scheduled at the United Nations in NY...
Todd Rundgren Steals Back Albums From Fan for Supporting Trump!
Musician Todd Rundgren allegedly smashed a rear window of a house owned by Leonard Bello of Jeffersonville, NY and entered the...
Coronavirus Traced Back to Strip Club Buffet in NJ
The CDC has made a shocking announcement that reverses it’s initial announcement concerning the coronavirus. It was originally thought that...
Happy Birthday Peter Wolf
Peter Blankfield was born March 7 sometime in the 1940’s in the Bronx, NY. His parents, Sol and Tessie owned...
Happy Birthday David Gilmour
David Jon Gilmour was born March 6, 1946 somewhere in England. His parents names are probably Nigel and Olivia and...
NJ Governor Names State “Glory Hole” After Bon Jovi!
NJ Governor Phil Murphy announced that he was honoring his good buddy Jon Bon Jovi, by naming a state run...
Remembering Lou Reed
Lewis Allan Reed was born on March 2, 1942 at Beth El Hospital (now Brookdale) in Brooklyn and grew up...
Neil Young Interview
Madhouse: Congratulations on becoming a United States citizen. Neil Young: Thank you very much. Even though I hate Trump, I...
Keanu Reeves is Dating Betty White
Keanu Reeves has made headlines again after making it Instagram official that he is now dating Actress Betty White. Reeves,...
Maynard James Keenan Assaults Shriner’s Hospital Kid
By Claudia Stavola Maynard James Keenan assaulted a fan at a meet and greet after his band Tool performed in...
Pete Rose Inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
By Claudia Stavola Pete Rose will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year according to...
Photos of Barack Obama Lighting Farts Backstage at Foghat Concert 1981
Michelle Obama has released shocking photos of her husband Barack Obama from 1981. The photos show a 20 year old...
Happy Birthday Roger Daltrey
Roger Harry Daltrey was born March 1, 1944 in London during the heart of World War II. His mother gave...
Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back to ZZ Top Beards!
The recent coronavirus outbreak has been traced directly back to the beards of ZZ Top members Dusty Hill and Billy...
Remembering Johnny Cash
J.R Cash was born February 26, 1932 in Kingsland, Arkansas. Cash was the 4th of 7 children born to sharecropper...
Remembering George Harrison
George Harrison was born February 25, 1943 in Liverpool, England. George was the youngest of 9 children to Harold and...
Mick Jagger Wreaks Havoc During Beatles Abbey Road Photoshoot.
Everyone knows the Abbey Road cover photo, but very few remember what happened on that fateful day. Did you know...
Post Malone Concert Photos
-Photos By Estelle Massry Post Malone has gained acclaim for bending a range of genres including hip hop, pop, country and...
Remembering Walter Becker
-Illustration By Paul King Art - Remembering Walter Becker on his birthday (Feb 20)! Walter Becker is remembered as a...
Remembering Kurt Cobain
Kurt Donald Cobain was born February 20, 1967 in Grays Harbor Hospital in Aberdeen, Washington. Cobain came from a musical family. His maternal...
Teen Realizes His Grandparents Look Just Like Metallica
Local Teenager Brian Wesley made a shocking discovery recently when he realized that his Grandparents look like Metallica’s James Hetfield...
Happy Birthday Tony Iommi
Anthony Frank Iommi was born February 19, 1948 in Handsworth, England - which is ironic since that is where almost...
AC/DC To Headline 2021 Super Bowl! NFL Insists The Band Learns Pole Dancing
Roger Goodell and The NFL have announced that in order for AC/DC to be considered for next year’s Super bowl...
