Trump Blames The WHO for Coronavirus Response: Roger Daltrey Incensed!
Legendary singer Roger Daltrey fires back after President Trump blasted The Who for their response to the Coronavirus pandemic. “The...
Roger Waters Partakes in Coronavirus Toilet Licking Challenge
By Claudia Stavola Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist Roger Waters released a TikTok video licking a toilet bowl. The video shows Waters...
Happy Birthday Chris Stapleton
Christopher Alvin Stapleton was born April 15, 1978 in Blacklung, Kentucky to Herbert and Jean Stapleton. His dad was a...
Remembering Roy Clark
Roy Linseed Clark was born April 15, 1933 in Buttcrak, Virginia to Hester and Hawtie Clark. His father was a...
Happy Birthday Ritchie Blackmore
Richard Hugh Janus Blackmore was born April 14, 1945, somewhere in England to Lewis and Violet Blackmore. Blackmore’s upbringing was quite...
Yoko Ono Sings on City Streets to Ensure NY Residents Stay Inside
At the urging of the New York State Governor and local authorities, Yoko Ono has agreed to sing, to keep...
Happy Birthday Brian Setzer
Brian Alka Setzer was born April 10, 1959 in Massapequa, New York. Massapequa of course is Native American for "near the...
Joe Biden Names “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” Woman as Running Mate
Joe Biden has announced his running mate for the 2020 Presidential election and surprisingly it is viral sensation, ‘Sweet Brown’....
Biden Mocks Bernie With Hysterical Social Media Post
Minutes after Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders dropped out of the race, Joe Biden’s team mocked and humiliated Sanders with a...
NY/NJ To Use Firehoses & Police Dogs to Break Up Crowds
In a show of force NY & NJ Governors have agreed to use German Shepherds and Firehoses to break up...
Judas Priest Singer Rob Halford Working as Landscaper to Make Ends Meet
Singer and Rock God, Rob Halford, is currently working as a landscaper to earn extra money during these bleak economic...
JWoww’s Ex Says He Divorced Her Because She Has a Penis
-By Claudia Stavola Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s ex-husband Roger Mathews claims he divorced her because he realized she...
Kanye West Organizes a “Quarantine Together” Concert at Staples Center
-By Claudia Stavola Self-proclaimed prophet, Kanye West, has announced his “Quarantine Together” concert scheduled for this weekend. He explained, “It’s...
Bob Dylan Interview
Madhouse Magazine: You have won every award imaginable, what is your most cherished honor? Bob Dylan: It was last year...
Remembering Muddy Waters
Remembering Muddy Waters on his birthday (April 4)! Muddy aka McKinley Morganfield’s birthplace and date are not conclusively known. Some...
Adam Levine Really Let Himself Go During Quarantine
Maroon 5 singer and sex symbol Adam Levine has turned into a tub of goo after 1 month in quarantine. ...
Remembering Leon Russell
Remembering Leon Russell on his birthday (April 2)! Claude Russell Bridges was born in Lawton, Oklahoma, and began playing the piano at...
Happy Birthday Angus Young
Angus is Scottish born, Australian raised, and Grass fed. Angus, born March 31, 1955, is one of 18 kids born...
Happy Birthday Eric Clapton
Eric Patrick Clapton was born March 30, 1945 somewhere in England to 16-year-old Patricia Molly Clapton and a 25 year old...
Keith Richards & Betty White Escape From Earth to Repopulate the Species
In a top secret NASA mission, our 2 most prized humans are being sent into Outer Space for the duration...
Paul McCartney No Longer Vegan: “Screw This I Am Eating Meat!”
Longtime vegan Paul McCartney has declared that he is no longer vegan and will be eating all the meat he...
Happy Birthday Steven Tyler
Steven Victor Tallarico was born on March 26, 1948 in Manhattan, NYC to parents Giuseppe and Maria. His family moved...
Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him
Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA...
Happy Birthday Elton John!
Reginald Kenneth Dwight was born March 25, 1947 somewhere in England to Stanley and Sheila Dwight. According to the movie,...
Hollywood Deploys Elite Team of TV Doctors to Save The World
Hollywood has stepped up to meet the call once again. In a time of International crisis, we can always count...
Celebs Donate All Their Own Money to Help Others
In an unprecedented show of unity and philanthropy, loudmouth celebrities banded together and donated their own money to pay the...
Remembering Eddie Money
Edward Joseph Mahoney was born in Brooklyn, NY on March 21, 1949 to Seamus and Siobhan Mahoney. Eddie grew up...
Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden Reminisce On Being College Students During 1918 Flu!
Presidential hopefuls Bernie Sanders & Joe Biden describe in detail what it was like as college students during the 1918...
Happy Birthday Billy Corgan
William Patrick Corgan Jr. was born on March 17, 1967 somewhere around Chicago, Illinois. His father surprisingly is not named...
World Finds Solace Knowing They Are NOT Quarantined with James Corden & Ed Sheeran
The entire world population has finally found something to bring them together. Things may look bleak and there may be...
