Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Stevland Hardon Judkins was born May 13, 1950 in Saginaw, Michigan. By the time Little Stevie Wonder was 7, he...
Happy Birthday Steve Winwood
Stephen Lawrence Winwood was born May 12, 1948 somewhere in England. Stevie’s parents, Claude and Minnie, ran an underground nightclub...
NY Governor Cuomo Sells Long Island to Billy Joel for $1Mil
Governor Andrew Cuomo made a shocking announcement today, that due to New York’s current fiscal woes, he is selling Long...
Brian May’s Buttocks Ripped to Shreds By Rabid Hedgehog
Queen guitarist Brian May had an altercation with a rabid hedgehog, and ended up in hospital. Never mess with hedgehog in...
Happy Birthday Bono
Paul David Hewson was born on May 10, 1960 in Dublin to Seamus and Siobhan Hewson. He was the youngest of...
Happy Birthday Billy Joel
William Martin Joel was born in New York City, on May 9, 1949 to Helmut and Eva Joel. When he...
Poll: 98% Feel a Billionaire Who Can’t Get a Hot Wife is a Real Loser
A new poll by Quinnipiac and Mechanics Digest, shows that 98% of those polled, strongly believe that if a man...
Remembering Robert Johnson
Robert Leroy Johnson was born May 8, 1911 in Nutsack, Mississippi. Robert had 10 or 11 siblings and his parents...
John Mayer Anal Bleaching Tragedy
John Mayer is so committed to skin care, grooming and man-scaping, that he couldn't sit down for three days due...
Happy Birthday Bob Seger
Robert Reed Seger was born in Detroit Michigan in 1945. Seger's father, a hit man for the Ford Motor Company, played...
Murder Hornets Leader Charged with Gangland Slaying in NJ
A high-ranking member of the Murder Hornets was arrested on murder, malicious wounding and robbery charges in New Jersey. Lee...
Sammy Hagar Apprehended by Fashion Police
(*By Claudia Stavola) Sammy Hagar was apprehended by the fashion police in Juneau, Alaska over the weekend. Officer Rudy Paulson...
Keith Richards Reveals He’s Been Imbibing in Disinfectant for Years
(*By Claudia Stavola) Keith Richards is known for badass guitar licks and an inability to be killed by anything. According...
Eddie Van Halen Tribute & Interview
Eddie Van Halen passed away at the age of 65. Fook You Cancer! I am sad; heartbroken. I loved Van...
Happy Birthday Mike Dirnt
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Michael Ryan Pritchard was born somewhere in California on May 4. His parents divorced and...
Remembering Dick Dale
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Richard Anthony Monsour was born in Boston, MA, which of course everyone knows, is the...
Remembering Pete Seeger
(*Illustration By Paul King Art) Does anyone really know anything about Pete Seeger? We know he was a folk singer/songwriter,...
Trump: Ugly People Should Continue To Wear Masks Long After Crisis is Over
President Trump declared that ugly people, especially ugly women, should continue to wear masks for at least a few more...
Patti Scialfa Gives Bruce Springsteen His First Quarantine Brazilian Wax
Patti Scialfa shared a photo Wednesday after giving her husband Bruce Springsteen his first quarantine haircut. Patti took it one...
Happy Birthday Willie Nelson
Willie Major Nelson was born April 29, 1933 in Abbott, Texas, but his birth was incorrectly recorded by Dr. Vinnie...
Nancy Pelosi Wakes Up In Body Bag After Passing Out Drunk
In a scene straight out of a zombie movie, Nancy Pelosi miraculously sprang back to life in a body bag...
Happy Birthday Ace Frehley
Paul Daniel Frehley was born April 27, 1951 in the Bronx, NYC. His parents, Esther and Josiah Frehley were Amish....
Stevie Wonder Tasered By Michigan Police After Accidentally Leaving House
Michigan Governor, Gretchen Whitmer, ordered police to taser Stevie Wonder after he accidentally left his house during a stay at...
Stevie Nicks Selling Stage Worn Underpants For Charity
Stevie Nicks is joining the fight against the coronavirus pandemic. The singer announced that she will be selling stage worn...
Bon Jovi Running Underground Hair Salon For 80s Hair Emergencies
An unnamed source has confirmed that NJ hair rocker, Bon Jovi, is running an unsanctioned, underground hair salon. As part...
Remembering Roy Orbison
-Illustration By Paul King Art - Roy Skelton Orbison was born April 23, 1936 in Vernon, Texas, the middle son...
Happy Birthday Peter Frampton
Peter Kenneth Frampton was born April 22, 1945 somewhere in England. He attended Bromley Technical High School, at which his father, Owen Frampton,...
Happy Birthday Robert Smith
Robert was born in a hole on April 21, 1959 in Blackpool, Lancashire. Did you know there are 4000 holes...
Got Questions? Willie Nelson’s ‘420’ Hotline is Now Open
Got weed questions? Many Americans have plenty this year, and there's a call center ready and waiting to help make this holiday...
California Enacts Alternate Side of the Street Pooping
In a drastic measure, Governor Newsom has declared that the state of California will be stepping up its policies to...
