Donald Trump Turns Asian After Eating Mystery Seeds From China
President Donald Trump ingested a package of mystery seeds and immediately turned Chinese. The seeds are apparently part of a...
Remembering Jerry Garcia
Jerome John Garcia was born August 1, 1942 in San Francisco, California. Jerry was named after comedian Jerry Lewis. His...
Engelbert Humperdinck Named New Wild ‘n Out Host
By Claudia Stavola ViacomCBS named Engelbert Humperdinck as the new host of MTV’s Wild ‘n Out after firing original host...
Angry Mob Takes Down Megyn Kelly After Mistaking Her for a Mean Statue
By Claudia Stavola An angry mob of gross people in Jesus sandals knocked former Fox News anchor, Megyn Kelly, to...
Rush Fan Devastated Upon Learning Geddy Lee’s Real Name is Gary!
Rush fan, Rich Pacesa, was devastated recently when he learned that his idol, Geddy Lee was born Gary Weinrib in...
Happy Birthday Geddy Lee
Gary Lee Weinrib was born July 29, 1953 - somewhere in Canada. Did you know that his real name was...
The Samuel L Jackson 5 Release Controversial Debut Album
On This Day in 1969, The Samuel L Jackson 5 released it’s only studio album. Despite being extremely controversial, the...
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger
Michael Phillip Jagger was born July 26, 1943 in Dartford, Kent, England. He has two parents, Basil and Eva and...
Fauci Blames Bad First Pitch on ‘Damn Mask’
Dr Anthony Fauci delivered the first pitch on Opening Day when the Washington Nationals hosted the mighty New York Yankees...
Happy Birthday Slash
Saul Hudson was born July 23, 1965 in London, England. Wait - What!? Slash is British!? How long did you...
Ted Nugent Hunts & Eats David Crosby
Rocker Ted Nugent posted a photo on his Instagram account, posing with David Crosby’s severed head. The caption read, “Almost...
Facebook Introduces New IQ Checker. Dumb Content Hidden Behind Warnings
Social media giants, Facebook and Instagram have announced that they will now ‘IQ check’ users and inform them if they...
Don Henley Stuck in Heating Vent at Holiday Inn Express
Rocker Don Henley got stuck in a heating vent at a Holiday Inn Express over the weekend. Henley, 71, was...
Happy Birthday Don Henley
Donald Hugh Henley was born July 22, 1947 in Buttmunch, Texas. Henley attended Hank Hill High School where he played...
Happy Birthday Cat Stevens
Steven Demetre Georgiou was born July 21, 1948 in London, England. His family lived above the Moulin Rouge, a restaurant...
Remembering Chris Cornell
Cristopher John Boyle was born July 20, 1964 in Seattle, Washington. His father, actor Peter Boyle, was best known for...
Happy Birthday Carlos Santana
Carlos Santana was born July 20, 1947, somewhere in Mexico. Young Carlos was introduced to the violin by his father...
Happy Birthday Stone Gossard
Stone Gossard was born July 20, 1966 in Seattle, WA. His Father Rich “Goose” Gossard was a major league relief...
Happy Birthday Brian May
Brian Harold May was born July 19, 1947, somewhere in England. Brian is a man of many different talents. A...
Metallica Releases New Single With Adam Lambert
Just one day after announcing they will release a live album titled, ‘Metallica and The Blue Man Group: S&M2’, the...
Happy Birthday Stewart Copeland
Stewart Armstrong Copeland was born in Alexandria, Virginia on July 16, 1952. Hey wait a minute! I thought he was...
Happy Birthday Linda Ronstadt
Linda Marie Ronstadt was born July 15, 1946 in Tucson, Arizona. Linda was the fifth of four children born to...
Redskins Unveil New Name and Logo: Washington Red Formans
Just one day after the Redskins announced they were retiring their nickname and logo, the team debuted a brand new...
Roger McGuinn Beats David Crosby with Bible
Roger McGuinn is in hot water for bashing former "Byrds" bandmate David Crosby with a Bible on Sunday, police told Madhouse...
Happy Birthday Roger McGuinn
James Joseph McGuinn III was born July 13, 1942 in Chicago, Illinois. He is also known as James Roger McGuinn,...
Mrs Butterworth in Hot Water: Calls Aunt Jemima N-Word in Racist Video.
Mrs. Butterworth was caught on cell phone video using the N-word to describe her arch rival, Aunt Jemima. Karen Butterworth...
Happy Birthday Arlo Guthrie
Arlo Davy Guthrie was born July 10, 1949 in Brooklyn, NY. Really? Brooklyn!? We were not expecting that. His father...
Remembering Mitch Mitchell
John Graham Nash Mitchell was born July 9, 1946 - somewhere in England. Mitch was a child actor and his...
Happy Birthday Jack White
John Anthony ‘Dobie’ Gillis was born July 9, 1975 in Detroit, Michigan. He was the youngest of 17 kids in...
Happy Birthday Beck
Bek David Campbell was born July 8, 1970 in Los Angeles, California. His mother was former Andy Warhol cohort Bibbe...
