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Grandma Faints & Breaks Hip After Learning True Meaning of YMCA Lyrics

Tillie Rubinstein 76, of Hewlett NY, was shocked and saddened to learn the true meaning of her favorite song, “YMCA”...

Remembering Neil Peart

Neil Ellwood Peart was born September 12, 1952 somewhere in Canada. His parents, Fauntleroy and Gidget owned a small farm...

Happy Birthday Joe Perry

Anthony Joseph Pereira was born September 10, 1950 in Lawrence, Ma. Young Anthony found himself drawn to the ocean. His...

Remembering Buddy Holly

Charles Hardin Holley was born September 7, 1936 in Lubbock, Texas. Due to his middle name, neighborhood kids nicknamed him...

Happy Birthday Roger Waters

George Roger Waters was born September 6, 1943 somewhere in England to Mary and Eric Waters. His father was the...

The Atlantic Reveals The Anonymous Source: Jussie Smollett

In a shocking move, The Atlantic has revealed the top secret, anonymous, unnamed source, for the controversial article concerning Donald...

Remembering Freddie Mercury

Farrokh Bulsara was born September 5, 1946 in Stone Town in the British protectorate of Zanzibar (now part of Tasmania)....

Happy Birthday Beyonce

Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter was born September 4, 1981 in Houston Texas. Her given name is Bertha, but the girl changed...

Classic 1974 David Bowie Interview

We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...

Snooki to Play Amy Winehouse in New Biopic

A new biopic about the life and times of singer Amy Winehouse - is set to begin production in early...

Neil Young to Star in Musical Remake of Brokeback Mountain

Neil Young is set to star in an updated remake of the classic movie “Brokeback Mountain’. The movie will...

Russell Westbrook Kidnapped by Iron Maiden Trivia Militia

By Claudia Stavola A gang of old guys with gamer’s thumbs snuck into the Orlando bubble Friday night and grabbed...

NHL Commentator Mike Milbury Stuck at Home with A Bunch of Women

By Claudia Stavola Disgraced sports announcer Mike Milbury decided to leave Toronto during the NHL playoffs after his comments about...

Happy Birthday Elvis Costello

Declan Patrick McManus was born August 25, 1954 somewhere in England. His father, Ross McManus was a singer and trumpeter...

Happy Birthday Gene Simmons

Gene Klein aka Chaim Witz sometimes referred to as ‘The Demon’, ‘The God of Thunder’, ‘Dr. Love’, ‘Reginald Van Helsing’,...

Remembering Keith Moon

Keith John Moon was born August 23, 1946 somewhere in England. He was a hyperactive boy with a restless imagination...

Gov Murphy: We Will Not Reopen NJ Until Everyone Buys Bon Jovi’s New Album

Tyrannical New Jersey Governor, Phil Murphy, has admitted that he will not fully reopen the state until every man, woman...

Remembering Layne Staley

Layne Rutherford B Staley was born August 22, 1967 in Kirkland Washington. Yes that’s right, his last name is Staley...

Ozzy Osbourne to Replace Judge Judy on CBS as ‘Judge Ozzy’

CBS announced that Ozzy Osbourne will be joining their fall lineup as star of the new reality courtroom show, “Judge...

Remembering Joe Strummer

John Graham Mellor was born August 21, 1952 in Turkey! That’s right Turkey! I know you didn’t see that one...

Happy Birthday Robert Plant

Robert Anthony Plant was born August 20, 1948 somewhere in England. Actually it was in the Black Country town of...

Remembering Ginger Baker

Peter Edward Baker was born August 19, 1939 somewhere in England. His father, Frederick Louvain Formidable Baker was a rear...

Happy Birthday David Crosby

David Van Cortlandt Crosby was born August 14, 1941 in Los Angeles California. His parents were Aliph Van Cortlandt Whitehead...

Noisy Neighbor Revenge! Man Hires Slash to Play Insanely Loud Guitar Solos 24/7

Guns n Roses Guitarist, Slash, is now offering Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! Do you have a noisy neighbor that...

Madhouse News with Claudia: August 13 2020

Claudia Stavola with the latest music news! Englebert Humperdinck to replace Nick Cannon as Host of Wild n Out! Claudia...

Happy Birthday Mark Knopfler

Mark Freuder Knopfler was born August 12, 1949 in Glasgow Scotland and raised somewhere in England. Mark was named after...

Happy Birthday Ian Anderson

Ian Scott Anderson was born August 10, 1947 in Hasenpfeffer, Scotland. His family moved to Blackburn, Lancashire England, in 1959....

Keith Richards To Waterski Over Tank Full of Sharks

As part of Madhouse Magazine’s ‘Extreme Shark Week Extravaganza’, Keith Richards will make the ultimate sacrifice and attempt to break...