Hank Azaria Vows to Visit Every 7-11 to Personally Apologize to Every Single Indian Person
In a recent interview with Madhouse News, Hank Azaria wept openly as he revealed that he is experiencing a major...
After Getting Vaccine – Bon Jovi Still Sucks
Singer Jon Bon Jovi received the second dose of the vaccine over a month ago and his music, singing and...
Jennifer Aniston Regrets “Color Me Badd” Tattoo
During a recent interview with Madhouse News, actress Jennifer Aniston confessed to having a deep dark secret. Aniston sobbed as...
Khloe Kardashian’s Emotional Support Monkey Gets Drunk, Goes Berserk on Plane
A drunken emotional support monkey traveling with Khloe Kardashian, bit a woman's head, groped several women, and flung feces during a...
Happy Birthday John Oates
John William Oates was born April 7, 1948 in New York City. I bet you thought we were going to...
Daryl Hall Wins Westminster Dog Show
-By Claudia Stavola- Even though the 2021 Westminster Dog Show doesn’t take place until June, singer Daryl Hall has already...
Jerry Garcia Lost Interview – Egypt 1978
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
A-Rod and J-Lo Purchase Bible Signed By Jesus For $1.7 Million
Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez have purchased what they believe to be a first edition Bible, signed by Jesus himself. ...
Angus Young Grows To 7 Feet Tall After Getting Jabbed
AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after getting his second dose of the "<Rhymes with Maxine>". ...
Eric Clapton Breaks Wingsuit Speed Record
Eric Clapton has broken the world record for greatest speed flown in a wingsuit, making him the fastest man in...
Lil Nas X Releases New Shoes Containing His Own Excrement
Following backlash for his ‘Satan Shoes’, Lil Nas X has announced that he is releasing a new line of shoes...
Britney Spears Flashes Drivers On Highway
Following all of the turmoil and stress of the heated legal battles with her father over her conservatorship, Britney Spears made...
Paul McCartney: I Caught Dave Grohl Staring at My Willy in Mens Room
In a recent interview, legendary rocker Paul McCartney told Madhouse Magazine that he caught Dave Grohl of The Foo Fighters...
Snoop Dogg Calls 911 On Cat For Looking At Him Like He Owned The Place
Snoop Dogg reportedly called 911 from outside his house to report that his "aggressive" cat attacked him in his home....
Billy Idol Sued By Woman For Leaving Toilet Seat Up
For the second time in as many weeks, Billy Idol is being sued by a fan. A woman named Sasha Garner...
Happy Birthday Edie Brickell
Edie Arlisa Brickell was born March 10, 1966 in Dallas, Texas. Her parents, Clem and Squeaky ran a propane store....
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Eminem is The New Voice of Simpsons Dr. Hibbert
"The Simpsons" has officially recast the voice behind one of its Black characters originally voiced by longtime cast member Harry...
Dee Snider Selling D*ck Pics
By Claudia Stavola - Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider is selling dick pics after he mistook a fan declaring, “I...
Lemmy Kilmister Final Interview
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Fan Finds Led Zeppelin in Shed
A man from Knebworth, England made a shocking discovery recently, when he found the remaining members of Led Zeppelin in...
Remembering Brian Jones
Lewis Brian Hopkin Jones was born February 28, 1942 somewhere in England. Little Brian was a sickly boy. An attack...
Samuel L Jacksons Dog Implicated in Lady GaGa Dognapping & Shooting
In a shocking turn of events, Samuel L Jackson’s dog has been arrested for the Lady Gaga dog napping and...
Tiger Woods Crash Caused By Frantic Attempt to Turn Off Bon Jovi on Radio
Tiger Woods has stated that his recent car crash occurred when he frantically tried to turn off the radio station...
Springsteen Pleads Guilty to DWI, Sentenced to be Trump’s Butler
Bruce Springsteen appeared before Magistrate Judge Anthony Boombatz today and pled guilty to three Class B misdemeanors. Springsteen, 71, was...
Remembering Johnny Winter
John Dawson Winter III was born February 23, 1944 in Beaumont, Texas. Johnny and his younger brother Edgar were child...
Kanye West is Dating Stevie Nicks
Not long after news of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s divorce broke, rumors of Kanye having an affair circulated. No...
John Travolta Re-enacts ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Bridge Stunt! Snarls Traffic For Miles
Staten Island, N.Y - NYPD Emergency Service Units responded to a man walking on the lower level of the Verrazano-Narrows...
Betty White Buys Second Bottle of Worcestershire Sauce
Actress and international treasure, Betty White, made history today by becoming the only person to ever purchase a second bottle...
Bob Dylan Launches New Line of Chocolate Anus Molds Candy
Bob Dylan has launched a new line of chocolate anus molds candy. The Dylan brand also includes a line of whiskey,...
