Paul Stanley Vows To Wear Helmet At All Times For Safety
Kiss frontman Paul Stanley has vowed he will take any means necessary in order to ensure his safety. If that...
Bruce Springsteen Shows Off New Butt Implants
In a shocking move, Bruce Springsteen revealed his new butt implants and curvy figure to the world. The photos will...
Happy Birthday Pink
Alicia Beth Moore was born September 8, 1979, in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. Doylestown is of course, the home of the little...
Eric Clapton Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legend...
Danny Trejo To Play Freddie Mercury in New Queen BioPic!
Twentieth Century Fox has announced that Danny Trejo will portray Freddie Mercury in an upcoming action packed biography. Director Robert...
Alyssa Milano Rips Out Uterus & Chews It On Live TV As Protest
Actress Alyssa Milano shocked the world last night when she ripped out her own uterus and chewed it on Live...
Happy Birthday Van Morrison
George Ivan Morrison was born August 31, 1945, in Belfast, Northern Ireland. He was known as Van The Man, The...
Remembering Leon Redbone
Leon Redbone was born Dickran Gobalian on August 26, 1949 in Cyprus. That is what the official bio says. However,...
Madonna Kicked By Mule – Loses British Accent!
Singer/Actress Madonna was kicked by a mule Sunday. Miraculously, the kick to the head knocked her phony British accent right...
Happy Birthday Madonna
Madonna Louise Ciccone was born August 16, 1958 in Bay City, Michigan. Her parents were, Madonna Louise and Silvio Anthony...
Jimi Hendrix’s Cousin ‘Claude’ to Headline Woodstock 2021 Festival
Breaking News! A Madhouse Magazine operative has managed to obtain a highly classified list of this year’s Woodstock Anniversary concert...
Bruce Springsteen Spotted at Jersey Shore Beach Wearing a “Mankini”
A few days ago, a shirtless Bruce Springsteen visited a local retailer in Manasquan, NJ. Today he was spotted again...
Remembering MCA
Adam Nathaniel Yauch was born August 5, 1964 in Brooklyn, NY. He attended Neil Diamond High School. Adam was editor...
Sly Stone New Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legend...
Elton John Mauled by Chihuahua He Mistook for Toupee
- By Claudia Stavola - Elton John had to be airlifted to the King Edward VII Hospital in Windsor after...
Jennifer Lopez Legally Changes Name to J-Loads
- By Claudia Stavola - The 52-year-old hot tamale decided to rebrand herself with a moniker she describes as a...
Olympic Race Walker Euthanized After Twisting Ankle
Tokyo - A Chinese race walker was euthanized after spraining his right ankle in the men’s 20 km event. Lee...
Fans Must Submit To Cavity Probe & Full Exam By Dave Grohl to Attend Foo Fighters Concert
The Foo Fighters have announced today that they are implementing drastic safety measures. In order to gain entrance to any...
John Lydon Beats Marky Ramone with Sock Full of Quarters!
The great Punk Rock War hit it's peak early this morning! John Lydon allegedly snuck into Marky Ramone's hotel room in...
Flea Chokes Fan For Saying Bass is Just a 4 String Guitar
Red Hot Chili Peppers bass player, Flea, lost his cool and choked a fan for insinuating the bass is an...
Happy Birthday Rodriguez
Sixto Diaz Rodriguez was born July 10, 1942 in Detroit, Michigan. He was the sixteenth child of Mexican immigrant working-class...
Ringo Starr: Prince William Chopped Off My Ear During Knight Ceremony!
Ouch! Ringo Starr claims that his ear was chopped off during his knighting ceremony! Beatles legend Ringo Starr aka Richard...
KC of Sunshine Band Breaks Hip While Shaking Booty on Stage
Harry Wayne Casey aka KC of KC and the Sunshine Band, injured himself while performing on stage in Florida. KC...
Interview With David Gilmour & Roger Waters of Pink Floyd
Madhouse Magazine volunteered to mediate and document an historic peace summit with the estranged members of the band Pink Floyd....
Happy Birthday Robbie Robertson
Jaime Royal "Robbie" Roberto Robertson was born July 5, 1943 in Toronto, Ontario and Canada. He was an only child...
Stevie Wonder Wins Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest
In a shocking upset, Vegan Stevie Wonder won the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest. The heavy favorite to win,...
Bill Cosby Spotted In Philly. Vows Revenge For All The Jokes & Memes
The newly freed Bill Cosby was spotted roaming around Philadelphia, looking like a man on a mission. Cosby was sporting a...
Fornication Added as Olympic Sport for 2021 Games in Tokyo
Olympians, it's time to get frisky. The International Olympic Committee announced today that fornication, or banging, will make its debut...
Happy Birthday Mick Jones
Michael Geoffrey Jones was born June 26, 1955 somewhere in England. His father, Geoffrey was an artist and his mother,...
Senate Passes Bill to Make Amazon Prime Day a Federal Holiday
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Senate passed a bill Tuesday to recognize June 21, or Amazon Prime Day, as an official holiday....
