Neal Schon Renames Journey to “Who Dis”
By Claudia Stavola Neal Schon renamed Journey ‘Who Dis’ during a bizarre magazine interview last Tuesday. Schon has been in...
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Special Report: Who’s Holding Donna Now?
By Claudia Stavola For thirty-five years, people have wondered who’s holding Donna now. Actually, nobody wondered who was holding Donna...
Hall & Oates Change Name to Itchy and Scratchy
In a surprising announcement, the musical duo Hall & Oates declared they are changing the band’s name to ‘Itchy &...
Sammy Hagar Apprehended by Fashion Police
(*By Claudia Stavola) Sammy Hagar was apprehended by the fashion police in Juneau, Alaska over the weekend. Officer Rudy Paulson...
Keith Richards Reveals He’s Been Imbibing in Disinfectant for Years
(*By Claudia Stavola) Keith Richards is known for badass guitar licks and an inability to be killed by anything. According...
Roger Waters Partakes in Coronavirus Toilet Licking Challenge
By Claudia Stavola Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist Roger Waters released a TikTok video licking a toilet bowl. The video shows Waters...
JWoww’s Ex Says He Divorced Her Because She Has a Penis
-By Claudia Stavola Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s ex-husband Roger Mathews claims he divorced her because he realized she...
Kanye West Organizes a “Quarantine Together” Concert at Staples Center
-By Claudia Stavola Self-proclaimed prophet, Kanye West, has announced his “Quarantine Together” concert scheduled for this weekend. He explained, “It’s...
Maynard James Keenan Assaults Shriner’s Hospital Kid
By Claudia Stavola Maynard James Keenan assaulted a fan at a meet and greet after his band Tool performed in...
Pete Rose Inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
By Claudia Stavola Pete Rose will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year according to...
Interview With Madonna’s Vagina ‘Vadge’
By Claudia Stavola We all know the singer fans affectionately refer to as ‘Madge’. Madonna has been on the scene...
Rob Halford Interview
By Claudia Stavola Madhouse: This is your second Christmas album? What was your inspiration? Rob Halford: Glitter, of course! Have...
Charo Added to Superbowl Lineup
By Claudia Stavola While many have been heaping praise on the NFL for co-headlining two individuals from marginalized sectors of...
Khloe Kardashians Butt Deflates
Author: Claudia Stavola Macy’s Day Parade balloon designers were flown in to rebuild Khloé Kardashian’s ass after being deflated during...
David Hasselhoff Delivers Litter of Kittens While Stool-Softener Shopping in Germany.
Author: Claudia Stavola The Hoff was about to enter Kummerspeck Pharmacy when he heard high-pitched yelping from behind. Assuming it...
Sebastian Maniscalco Emerges From Self Imposed Exile
Author: Claudia Stavola Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco was seen for the first time after being in hiding since the backlash he...
Ringo Strangles Fan with Peace Symbol
Author: Claudia Stavola Ringo Starr was arrested after performing at Woodstock 50 when he couldn’t get a fan on board...
Queen Concert Review
Claudia Stavola Reviews "Queen"! When Adam Lambert auditioned for American Idol with “Bohemian Rhapsody,” nobody understood where that audition would...
