Yankees Name Joey Gallo as New Team Captain
In a surprising move, the New York Yankees announced today that they have named outfielder Joey Gallo as the new...
Michael Anthony Grows Beard Joins ZZ Top As New Bass Player
ZZ Top has officially announced that ex Van Halen bass player, Michael Anthony is joining the band. Anthony confirmed the news...
Pink To Require Proof of Abortion To Attend All Future Concerts
Pop singer PINK announced today that any fan wishing to attend one of her concerts must show proof of abortion...
After Eating British Pizza, Billie Joe Armstrong To Remain American Citizen
Green Day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong, will remain an American citizen. One day after declaring he is leaving the USA...
Robert Plant To Star in New Game of Thrones Spinoff
Singer Robert Plant has signed on to star in the new Game of Thrones sequel. Whether you call it a...
Tommy Lee Breaks Ribs in Backstage Fight with Barry Manilow
In a bizarre turn of events, Tommy Lee was forced to abandon his post as drummer for Motley Crue after...
‘Lightyear’ Movie Banned in Middle East For Depicting Buzz as Transgender
Critics say Disney/Pixar is traveling to insanity and beyond with their new film ‘Lightyear’. The new children’s movie, a spinoff...
Remembering Harry Nilsson
Harry Edward Nilsson III was born June 15, 1941, in Brooklyn, NY. His paternal grandfather was the great Claude Nilsson who...
Ozzy Osbourne Rebuilt as Superhuman Bionic Iron Man
Fans all over the world were concerned when they heard the news that beloved rocker Ozzy Osbourne would be going...
Happy Birthday Chuck Negron
Charles Negron was born on June 8, 1942, in Manhattan, New York City. His parents were Charles Negron, a nightclub...
John Lydon Disguised as Queen Elizabeth Makes Surprise Appearance at Jubilee
The World was delighted when Queen Elizabeth made a surprise appearance on the Buckingham Palace balcony during the final day...
Interview with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Madhouse Magazine obtained the exclusive rights to the first ever interview with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard post trial. The...
Jimmy Buffett Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legend...
John Fogerty Opens Alligator Farm in Florida Everglades
Musician John Fogerty has opened an Alligator farm in the Florida Everglades. The farm will also offer Gator wrestling, swamp...
Jussie Smollett To Play Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes in New Biopic
Disgraced actor Jussie Smollett is set to star as controversial singer, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes. Smollett will play the TLC...
Man Sues: Claims Mick Jagger Lied About Puerto Rican Girls Dying To Meet Him
A man filed a lawsuit today alleging that Rolling Stone Mick Jagger lied to him in 1977. Robert Hart filed...
Straight Man Accidentally Attends Cher Concert
Brad Wierck, 58, of Wichita Kansas was the first straight man to ever attend a Cher concert! Mr. Wierck found...
Bill Gates To Breastfeed Hungry Babies Due to Formula Shortage
Bill Gates has vowed to personally breast feed every baby that is hungry due to the current formula shortage. Gates...
Trent Reznor Starred in 1985 ABC After School Special: High School Narc
A Madhouse Magazine team of investigative reporters unearthed a little known fact about dark rocker Trent Reznor. Did you know...
Happy Birthday Robert Fripp
Robert Fripp, yes that is his actual name, was born May 16, 1946, somewhere in England. Bobby was the second...
James Hetfield Delivers Fan’s Baby on Stage During Metallica Concert
James Hetfield helped deliver a baby live on stage in front of thousands of Metallica fans. The fan went into...
Happy Birthday Eric Burdon
Eric Victor Burdon was born May 11, 1941, somewhere in England. His middle name "Victor" had been chosen after encouragement...
Joy & Whoopi Call For Sex Strike: Nation Rejoices
Joy Behar & Whoopi Goldberg are on strike. The ladies of the view have started quite a stir as they...
Kim Kardashian Gets Spicy Cheetos Stains on Marilyn Monroe Dress
Kim Kardashian is in hot water for getting Spicy Cheetos stains on her borrowed Marilyn Monroe dress. Kardashian wowed the...
Steve Stevens Finds MTV VJ Downtown Julie Brown Living in His Hair Since 1987
Billy Idol Guitarist Steve Stevens got the shock of his life today. He discovered former MTV VJ Downtown Julie Brown...
Ronnie Van Zant Final Interview 1977
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Happy Birthday Wayne Kramer
Wayne Maynard G Krebbs was born April 30, 1948, in Detroit Michigan. He took up the guitar after seeing Slim...
Johnny Depp Auctions Off Amber Heard Poop As NFT
Actor Johnny Depp is auctioning off ex wife Amber Heard’s bowel movement and donating some of the proceeds to charity. ...
Conan O’Brien Alleges Johnny Depp Scissors Attack Left His Hair in Shambles
Actor Johnny Depp who is embroiled in legal drama with ex wife Amber Heard was hit with a new allegation....
Remembering Steve Clark
Stephen Maynard Clark was born April 23, 1960, somewhere in England to Barrie & Beryl Clark. He was heir to...
