Brian May: “Queen is Much Better w Adam Lambert Than Freddie Mercury”
Queen guitarist Brian May declared today that Adam Lambert is a better singer than Freddie Mercury. May stunned fans all...
Keith Moon Final Interview
We once again rummaged through our dusty archives and found a real gem. This never before seen or heard interview...
Eric Clapton: ‘Wonderful Tonight’ Was a Ploy So Patti Would Get Ready Faster
Legendary guitarist Eric Clapton admitted in an interview that the song “Wonderful Tonight” was just a clever ploy. Clapton confirmed...
Metallica is Now Selling Fully Functional Lars Ulrich Toilets
A plumber/artist from Florida has designed and built a fully functional Lars Ulrich toilet. Metallica loved the toilet so much...
Mariah Carey Song Shatters Woman’s Glasses Scratching Her Cornea
A woman from Portland, Oregon claims that while listening to a Mariah Carey song, the high notes caused her eye...
Miley Cyrus Claims Steven Tyler is Her Father
Singer Miley Cyrus claims that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler is her father. Miley was reading an article online by...
Iron Maiden Singer Bruce Dickinson Lands Plane After Pilot Faints on Southwest Flight
Heavy Metal Singer Bruce Dickinson saved the day when he jumped into action after a Southwest Airlines pilot suffered a...
Dick Van Dyke Crash Caused By Frantic Attempt to Turn Off Bon Jovi on Radio
Legendary actor Dick Van Dyke was involved in a car accident in Malibu, California. Police responded to a call of...
Carmine Appice & Nikki Sixx Come to Blows on L.A Street
Fists were flying as drummer Carmine Appice and Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx came to blows on a Los Angeles...
Donald Trump’s Remake of Metallica’s “And Justice For All” Hits #1
Donald Trump Skyrockets to #1 on iTunes with his new single. The song is a cover of Metallica’s classic “And...
Man Furious He Was Tricked Into Seeing Red Hot Chilli Pipers
Jake Anderson of Tarrytown, NY got a huge St. Patricks Day surprise when he attended a concert for what he...
Mick Mars vs Motley Crue Feud: Huge Brawl Breaks Out At Waffle House
The recent very public feud between Mick Mars and his former band mates of Motley Crue turned ugly. A huge...
Brian May Almost Circumcised During Royal Sword Mishap: Risque Underpants Exposed
Brian May officially has a new title. The Queen guitarist was knighted by King Charles at Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately a mishap occurred as King...
Man Freed After Lawyers Argue Beastie Boys Fought For His Right to Party
A New Jersey man was freed after his lawyers successfully used the little known Beastie Boys defense. The defendant Ryan...
Sam Smith Dazzles the Oscars Red Carpet in Stunning Rubber Suit
Sam Smith made another dramatic fashion statement on the red carpet at this years Academy Awards. The controversial British singer...
Hollywood Under Fire For Denying Existence of Morning Breath
The Halitosis Association of America is demanding that Hollywood right a decades long inaccuracy. For close to a century now,...
New Study: Frantically Turning Off Bon Jovi Music is #1 Cause of Car Crashes
A new study has determined that the leading cause of car crashes nationwide is drivers frantically turning off Bon Jovi...
Billy Idol Rushed to ER After Lip Gets Stuck in Permanent Sneer
Rocker Billy Idol was rushed to the Emergency Room after his lip got stuck into a permanent sneer. Idol is...
Greta Thunberg’s Brother Hans Joins Swedish Metal Band Amon Amarth
Did you know that environmental activist Greta Thunberg has a brother named Hans? And did you know that he is...
Scientists Build Doomsday Vault to Protect Keith Richards
Deep in the bowels of an icy mountain on an island above the Arctic Circle between Norway, the North Pole...
Alex Murdaugh Guilty: Sentenced to Watch Entire Academy Awards
Alex Murdaugh was found guilty of murder. He was sentenced to watch the entire Academy Awards show on TV. Some...
Jeff Beck Final Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legendary...
Lynyrd Skynyrd Must Change Name After Leonard Skinner Jr Lawsuit
Legendary rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd must change their name following a lawsuit by Leonard Skinner Junior. Skynyrd named their band...
George Harrison Originally Cast as Han Solo in Star Wars: Fired for Attacking R2-D2
Did you know that Beatle George Harrison was given the role of Han Solo in the original 1977 classic movie...
Cardi B Hospitalized After Toxic Gas Leak at Lizzo Concert
Cardi B was hospitalized after a toxic gas leak. Hundreds of concert goers were sickened, and many more hospitalized after...
Rock Royalty Marry at Who’s Next Monolith. Pete & Roger Pee On It As Gift
The Who’s drummer Keith Moon surely was pleased with recent events. Moon’s granddaughter Soleil married Roger Daltrey’s grandson Basil. The...
Nick Cannon Impregnates Billie Holiday
- By Claudia Stavola - Even though Billie Holiday has been dead since 1959, lothario Nick Cannon has managed to...
Ice-T Uses Coco as Flotation Device After Boat Sinks in Florida
Rapper Ice-T was very fortunate his wife Coco was with him when his boat sank off the coast of Florida....
Rihanna Gives Birth After Super Bowl Performance
Rihanna pulled off one of the greatest surprise pregnancy announcements of all time. During her halftime show performance, RiRi exposed...
Breaking: Chris Brown Will Join Rihanna & Slap Her Silly On Stage
Rihanna will be performing during this year’s super bowl half time show. Rumors are swirling concerning who will join her...
