Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce To LiveStream Consummation of Relationship
Taylor Swift and new boyfriend Travis Kelce announced that they will be live-streaming the consummation of their relationship. That’s right,...
Phish Fan’s Drug Induced Stupor Wears Off; Realizes Phish Sucks
Everett Walker, a lifelong Phish fan, and heavy drug user, came to a harsh realization recently. Walker snapped out of...
Chris Christie Spotted On Beach Following Debate Debacle
Presidential hopeful Chris Christie was spotted on the beach today relaxing and gloating after his recent debate debacle. “Sloppy Chris”...
Target Announces Special Looting Hours for Seniors
Target announced today that they will now offer special looting hours for the elderly, those with underlying health conditions and...
Tobacco & Alcohol Stocks Plunge as Keith Richards Quits Smoking & Drinking!
Shares of tobacco companies were hit hard again in premarket trade Monday, adding to the previous session's losses, after The...
Nirvana Baby Drops Lawsuit After Scary Visit From Courtney Love
Spencer Elden has dropped his lawsuit against Nirvana after a terrifying late night visit from Courtney Love. Elden, A 30-year-old...
Bruce Springsteen Smiles For Camera Before Drowning Elderly Man
Bruce Springsteen Drowns Man. Musician Bruce Springsteen smiled for the camera just moments before drowning an elderly man in the...
Joan Jett Prank Calls Record Execs That Rejected Her
Rocker Joan Jett has an excellent memory. She clearly remembers when 23 different record company executives rejected her when she tried...
Glenn Frey Pranked Don Felder By Hiding Rattlesnake in Toilet
In a new Interview, Eagles guitarist Don Felder confessed that he almost died after an extreme prank by Glenn Frey....
Noel and Liam Gallagher Have Knife Fight on Stage, Ends in Reconciliation!
Noel and Liam Gallagher, the brothers who formed the group Oasis, have apparently declared a truce after a near life...
L.A. Names Infamous Public Toilet After George Michael
Los Angeles bestowed the ultimate honor on singing legend George Michael. The L.A City council voted unanimously to name a...
Hendrix Estate Releases Rare Recordings of Lil Jimi Reciting ABC’s
Jimi Hendrix ABC's. In what appears to be another money grab, The estate of Jimi Hendrix has released more rare...
Nancy Pelosi Shows Off Jimi Hendrix Tattoo!
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has a wild side, and tells all about her wild hippie past. "I was...
Dee Dee Ramone Named Worst Student Of All Time By Forest Hills HS
Legendary punk rocker Dee Dee Ramone has been named the "Worst Student of All Time" by Forest Hills High School....
Jann Wenner Forced to Resign From Rock Hall After Violent Overthrow!
Jann Wenner Vs Rock Hall of Fame. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation announced today that Jann Wenner...
Ed Sullivan Beats Jim Morrison With His Shoe
On this day, September 17, 1967, things went horribly wrong for Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan of course, had the most...
“Ghost” Singer Performs Cavity Search on Fans To Prevent Cell Phones
Ghost Singer Performs Cavity Search. Swedish Metal band “Ghost” really did not want any cell phones at their recent concerts...
New Golden Girls Unveiled, Starring Ozzy, Elton, Alice & Paul McCartney!
The Hallmark Channel has announced their new lineup, which will feature a remake of the 1980’s Classic ‘The Golden Girls’. The...
Man Claims He Served Kurt Cobain & Amy Winehouse at Fatburger Drive Thru
A worker at a ‘Fatburger’ restaurant in Tempe Arizona, claims that he served Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse at the...
Neil Peart Hysterical Kids Books About Geddy Lee Released by Estate
Drummer Neil Peart may be gone, but his estate has posthumously released a series of children's books that Neil wrote...
Jimmy Page Teaching Class at Oxford On Guitars, Groupies & Black Magic
Jimmy Page teaching class. Move over, Aristotle! Step aside, Newton! There's a new professor in town, and he's bringing rock...
Joe Perry Forms Support Group for ‘Lead Singer’ Survivors
Duxbury, MA - Joe Perry, Lead Guitarist of Aersomith has formed a support group in Massachusetts for Guitar Players that...
Ozzy Osbourne Is New Co-Host on The Great British Bake Off
The Great British Bake Off is getting a brand new host. Following the departure of actor, comedian and all around weirdo Matt...
Keith Richards Thwarts Carjacking: Subdues Assailants For Police
Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards recently demonstrated that not even mortal threats can stop him. Richards, known for his...
MGK Voted Best Heavy Metal Guitarist of All Time by MTV
MGK aka Machine Gun Kelly has been named the greatest heavy metal guitarist of all time. The staff of MTV,...
Carlos Santana Interview
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legendary...
Lab Rats Go On Strike After Being Forced To Listen To Bon Jovi Music
In what is being called the Rodent Rebellion, Lab rats went on strike after being forced to listen to Bon...
DNA Evidence Proves Van Morrison & Jim Morrison Are Brothers
Breaking News: DNA evidence reveals Van Morrison and Jim Morrison are brothers. The legendary musical gene pool runs deep. In...
My 1985 Encounter with Michael Jackson Was a Lie
Keith Hollis, now a grown man in his 40’s, was devastated to learn that his favorite childhood memory of meeting...
Taylor Swift Buys Toilet That Elvis Presley Died On For $2.7 Mil At Auction
Taylor Swift Buys The Elvis Presley Toilet. The toilet that Elvis Presley died on, sold at an auction recently for...
