Ozzy & Britney Spears To Compete In Dance Off To Settle Feud
Heavy Metal legend Ozzy Osbourne and Pop Princess Britney Spears will compete in a dance off to settle their recent feud. It all started when Ozzy criticized Britney’s dancing videos. Spears clapped back and called Ozzy all sorts of name. At that point a challenge was thrown and accepted. The Epic Dance Off will take place at the Las Vegas Sphere and will be televised worldwide.
The feud began when The legendary Black Sabbath singer stated, “I’m fed up of seeing poor old Britney Spears on YouTube,” he said. “Every f–king day. It’s sad, very, very sad. She’s crazy as a loon and dances with knives.” His daughter Kelly echoed his sentiments, saying she is “frightened” of Spears, while matriarch Sharon Osbourne added, “I would rather spend a night in the same house with Hillary or Squeaky over Britney.”
Ozzy Vs Britney Spears
Spears took to Instagram on to express her disdain for the famous rock family, calling them “the most boring family known to mankind” and telling them to “kindly f*** off.” Britney then tagged Ozzy, saying, “Hey @OzzyOsbourne, think you can out-dance me? You want a piece of me? Bring it on old man.” Ozzy immediately replied with “Challenge Accepted”.
The Osbourne and Spears camps immediately went to work to secure a location, get a sponsorship, create merch and set up network coverage. At this point Vegas made Spears the favorite with 5:1 odds in her favor. Ozzy relished being the underdog. “People have been underestimating me all of my life, but the nay sayers will see. Basically They are going to lose a lot of money if they bet against me.”
Ozzy has hired a team of choreographers and is working 8 hours a day to get in shape. “The first day, I threw my hip and back out” said Osbourne. “But I am now getting more flexible every day. By showtime I will be like a young Bob Fosse or Tommy Tune. I am building up my strength and ligature. It’s not well known, but as a young boy I studied dance and ballet. I had to give it up because I was beaten severely by neighborhood kids. However I still have a dancer’s body and mindset. I move like a cat.”
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