NY Giants QB Tommy Devito & Agent Lost in Pine Barrens

New York Giants Quarterback Tommy Devito and his agent Sean Stellato got lost in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. Following another crushing defeat, Devito and Stellato decided to forget their woes and head to Atlantic City. On the way, the duo pulled off into the woods to take a leak. Somehow they got turned around in the dark and ended up hopelessly lost.

Devito is the current Quarterback for the New York Giants. It seemed like fate that the nice Italian boy from New Jersey got his big chance after the first and second string QB’s got injured. Devito’s agent has become the talk of the town after he was spotted on the sidelines sporting a gangster hat and talking on the cell phone. Endless gabagool and mafia jokes flooded the internet.

Tommy Devito & Sean Stellato

The Giants are having a pretty dismal season. However Devito and Stellato have been a bright spot in an otherwise dark year. Following a crushing 24-6 loss to the New Orleans Saints, Devito and Stellato decided to take a road trip. The pair packed up the Escalade and headed down the New Jersey Turnpike.

NY Giants QB Tommy Devito & Agent Lost in Pine Barrens

The dynamic duo spent a harrowing few hours out in the cold before they were rescued. Devito recalled the terrifying incident for Madhouse News. “Sean was driving and I was shotgun. We exited onto the Garden State Parkway and I told Sean to stop at the rest area because I was hungry and wanted Roy Rogers.”

“Sean said Fuhgeddaboudit that we would be in A/C in 90 minutes. At that time we would be eating steak as thick as your leg and banging waitresses two at a time. Plus it was the Jon Bon Jovi rest area and Sean hates Bon Jovi. He made it clear he would see us starve before he stopped at a rest area named after that scumbag.”

We Should Have Stopped At Roy Rogers

“So anyway about an hour later I have to take a leak because we were drinking Manhattan Specials. We pull off into the woods and trek out to find a secluded space. At this point We get turned around out there and can’t find our way back. Then We ended up finding an abandoned van that we used for shelter. We survived on old ketchup packets.and even drank our own urine. We were able to get a message out to Giants head coach Brian Daboll. He is an avid hunter and knew the woods like the back of his hand. He came out with Steven Van Zandt and rescued us. I still say we should have stopped at Roy Rogers.”