Noel Gallagher Announces Axl Rose is New Singer For Oasis

A day after Noel Gallagher announced he is releasing a new Oasis album after unearthing old songs, he then announced that Axl Rose will be joining the band as the lead singer.

Noel Gallagher & Axl Rose

Noel, The guitarist and singer, 52, revealed he was re-recording 14 tracks that failed to make it on to the band’s previous records and Guns n Roses frontman Axl Rose will be replacing Liam Gallagher as the band’s singer.

When told of the news, Liam tweeted “Noel is a wanker and Axl is a fat twat, they can both kiss my sweaty arse crack. Noel is adopted and Mom never liked him anyway.”

Noel and Liam Gallagher formed Oasis in 1991 in Manchester England. The band went on to huge international success with the acclaimed album “What’s The Story, Morning Glory?”. Oasis broke up in 2009, and the brothers have had a turbulent relationship ever since. The brothers have had a very violent past. Noel once whacked Liam over the head with a cricket bat. Liam retaliated by crazy gluing Noel to the toilet seat. It all came to a head when the duo had an actual knife fight on stage.

Noel Gallagher Announces Axl Rose is New Singer For Oasis — O-axl?

“I received a wonderful invitation to be a part of a truly great band,” Axl Rose tells Madhouse Magazine in a statement. “It felt fresh and exciting, so many great songs, a spectacular rhythm section and two of the greatest voices ever. Best of all, we sounded good together. It was a natural fit. I can’t wait to play.” Axl Rose is in between gigs with AC/DC, where he replaced all members of the band except Angus Young.

Noel and Axl plan to tour in the summer as Oasis. When the tour ends, Axl has said that he has the next few years already lined up. He will join Big Brother & the Holding Company to replace Janis Joplin. Then onto NSync to replace Justin Timberlake, Jackson 5 to replace Michel Jackson, The Supremes to replace Diana Ross and then finally Guns & Roses to replace himself as lead singer.