Noel and Liam Gallagher Have Knife Fight on Stage, Ends in Reconciliation!

Noel and Liam Gallagher, the brothers who formed the group Oasis, have apparently declared a truce after a near life ending knife fight. 

Noel and Liam Gallagher formed Oasis in 1991 in Manchester England. The band went on to huge international success with the acclaimed album “What’s The Story, Morning Glory?”. Oasis broke up in 2009, and the brothers have had a turbulent relationship ever since. 

Noel & Liam Gallagher Knife Fight

The brothers had not spoken to each other in years, and have been sniping at each other on social media. It is said that the sibling rivalry began many years earlier. One night Liam came home drunk and took a wee on Noel’s favorite Bay City Rollers shirt. Noel retaliated by telling all the kids at school that Liam wanks it while watching Benny Hill.

The feud came to a head recently during Liam’s concert in Australia. Noel jumped on stage and brandished a knife menacingly towards Liam. Liam in turn then pulled out his own knife and the 2 were stabbing and jabbing at each other.  Shocked concert goers could not believe what they were seeing. Eyewitness Paul Hogan said, “It looked like a scene out of West Side Story. The band was still playing while these 2 poofs were dancing around the stage with knives jabbing at each other”.  

Liam kicked the knife out of Noel’s hand, and it looked like the end was here for Noel. As Liam closed in however, Noel jumped him and bit his hand until he dropped the knife. They both dropped to the ground hugging and crying. The fight came to an end, and the brothers performed “Champagne Supernova” to a delighted crowd. 

Noel ended up getting stabbed in the forearm, and Liam had cuts on his face and hands. The brothers announced a formal truce, and will discuss an Oasis reunion for next year. 

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