New Hair Metal Wax Museum Debuts in Hollywood

Motley Crue, Def Leppard and Poison were immortalized in Wax at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Hollywood.

The new exhibit is a way to promote the massive 2020 tour that will take the 3 bands to stadiums all over North America.

Excited fan club members were treated to a sneak preview of the exhibit today. “They look almost real” said Poison mega fan JD Copeland. “The wax wigs look better than the real life wigs.”

Mick Mars Wax figure looks incredibly life like

“I flew all the way from Pennsylvania” said Def Leppard fanatic Chad Henry. “The Vince Neil wax figure assaulted my girlfriend and the Tommy Lee wax figure bummed some Meth off me. It’s all so real. I loved it.”

“We went all out for this exhibit” said Madame Ruth Tussaud. “We are currently working on a new companion stripper/groupie exhibit for 2020. Our designers even perfected a scent that mixes sweat, regret, cheap perfume and wide open ass to give the room a real backstage feel and smell.”

This will be Motley Crue’s third final tour of the last 20 years. “This is the final, final tour for sure” said Drummer Tommy Lee. “We won’t tour anymore, but we will travel around and play music for people for money.”