New DNA Evidence Proves Sara Gilbert is Patrick Mahomes Mom

Groundbreaking DNA evidence has emerged, revealing that actress Sara Gilbert is, in fact, the biological mother of football sensation Patrick Mahomes. Forget about Hail Mary passes; we’re talking about the ultimate genetic touchdown!

Sara Gilbert is an actress best known for her role as wise cracking Darlene Connor on the classic sitcom “Roseanne”. Mahomes is of course a world famous NFL Quarterback and Super Bowl MVP of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Sara Gilbert & Patrick Mahomes

Chiefs fan Mark Krueger was watching the game and flipping the channel every time they cut to Taylor Swift. “I stopped to watch the Roseanne show when I noticed there was a shocking resemblance between Darlene and Mahomes. My daughter even asked me if that was Mahomes when he was a little kid. Being somewhat of a part-time geneticist and detective I decided to do a little sleuthing.”

New DNA Evidence Proves Sara Gilbert is Patrick Mahomes Mom

Kreuger will not reveal how he managed to Gilbert’s or Mahomes DNA but the results of the test has been confirmed. It is 100% certain that Gilbert is Mahomes mother. Not only that but Melissa Gilbert, the actress who played half pint on Little House on The Prairie is Mahomes Aunt.

Gilbert then confirmed that when she was 20 years old she did give birth to a child out of wedlock and “put the little bastard up for adoption”. “It was a confusing time for me. I was trying to figure out if I like boys or not and I got knocked up. If I knew he would grow up to be a very rich NFL Quarterback I would have kept him. But then he probably would not have become a football player with two mommies. Well, I can’t wait to hang out in the suite with Taylor Swift.”

Mahomes was elated when he heard the news. “Roseanne is my favorite show I always felt a certain kinship with Darlene. I love that dark little sarcastic weirdo. And my second favorite show is Little House on the Prairie. My Aunt is Half-Pint, what a great day. OMG and my other Mom is that freak from the band that does that song What’s Going On.”