New DNA Evidence Confirms Marilyn Manson WAS Paul on The Wonder Years

The rumor that Marilyn Manson played Paul Pfeiffer on the nostalgic dramedy “The Wonder Years” has been running rampant for years. Manson has continually denied the rumor but with new DNA evidence, Manson has confirmed that he was in fact Paul on The Wonder Years.

The Manson was Paul rumor was one of the very first Internet rumors. It was 1994 and the Internet was just sort of becoming mainstream, particularly on college campuses. It was just perfect timing and the perfect storm. The rumor was dismissed and treated as a joke. That is until now.

Manson Was Paul

At this time, New DNA evidence has proven that Marilyn Manson aka Brian Warner was the child actor that played Paul Pfeiffer on The Wonder Years. The cast has been silent all these years as the powers that be have tried to distance themselves from Manson. As you can imagine Manson’s disturbing reputation would cast a dark cloud on the wholesome family show. It would cut into the bottom line when it comes to Syndication dollars. Therefore damage control was of the utmost importance.

Marilyn Manson The Wonder Years

The Wonder Years aired from 1988-1993 on ABC. It was around 1995 when Manson hit it big with a remake of The Eurythmic’s Sweet Dreams Are Made of This. Of course ABC and The Wonder Years creators panicked. An immediate gag order was issued on the cast and an actor named Josh Saviano was hired to claim he played Paul Pfeiffer. Saviano made all the talk show rounds and insisted he was Paul. Documents were forged, fake ID’s were created and the cover up began.

New DNA Evidence Confirms Marilyn Manson WAS Paul on The Wonder Years

The ruse was going as planned, until recently when Danica McKellar spilled the beans. McKellar who played Winnie Cooper, decided to go public after nearly 30 years of silence. I could not live with myself any longer. The world needs to know the truth. Winnie supplied scripts, clothing, retainer, eyeglasses and a toothbrush from the original show that contained Paul Pfeiffer’s DNA.

Confirmed

The DNA was tested by ‘One Hour DNA Testing’ lab in Laguna Hills, California. They confirmed that the DNA is a 100 percent match to Brian Warner aka Marilyn Manson. It is a 0.0 match to Josh Saviano. It was also confirmed that there are no birth records for a Josh Saviano.

When reached for comment Marilyn Manson immediately confessed. “About time” said Manson. “I am relieved to get this off my chest. I confirm that I was Paul Pfeiffer on The Wonder Years”. Actor Jason Hervey who played Wayne called us a butthead and tried to wedgie the reporter.