New ABC Sitcom: Ghislaine Loves Epstein Starring Bon Jovi & Alyssa Milano
ABC has announced that they are launching a new sitcom this summer about the lives of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
The show will be a light hearted feel good family comedy starring Jon Bon Jovi as Epstein and Alyssa Milano as Ghislaine Maxwell. Show creator Seth Rogen told Madhouse News, “Ghislaine Loves Epstein will be a good old fashioned family show in the vein of Joanie Loves Chachi and Bridget Loves Bernie. It will be reminiscent of shows we grew up on like Love American Style. Sure, the characters are rough around the edges and they have flaws, yet we cast them in a positive light. They are creepy and disgusting, but still love able.”
Dirty Deeds
The show takes place in the 1990s and will follow Epstein and Maxwell as they pursue their dirty deeds. Rogen takes some artistic license and adds a new twist to the story. Epstein will be a singer and musician and will perform a song each week. Jon Bon Jovi commented, “I have been looking for a role like this for a long time. No one else wanted the role so I jumped at it. They are letting me act and sing, this is awesome. In the circles I travel in a lot of people looked up to Epstein.”
Jeffrey Epstein was an American Financier who procured underage girls for his ring of rich creepy friends. His friends included politicians, royalty, and stars of stage and screen. He even had his own island where he could traffic girls and fly in his disgusting buddies from all over the world to do god knows what. It is alleged that Bill Gates and Bill Clinton had frequent flyer cards to the island, and even had a wing of the mansion named after them. It was known as the Bill wing. Epstein died in prison under suspicious circumstances. It was ruled a suicide. The guards happened to ‘accidentally’ turn off the cameras while they took a break from watching Jeffrey who was on 24 hour suicide watch.
Ghislaine Maxwell assisted Epstein and was known as the lady of the house. She was found guilty of something in 2021 after a 45 minute trial and 1 witness. A lot of people were shaking in their boots, but the creepy powers that be swept it all under the rug. We wonder if the Epstein guards will be watching Maxwell.
Summer Family Time Lineup
Ghislaine Loves Epstein will air on Sunday evenings on ABC. It will be part of the summer family time lineup which includes America’s Funniest Videos, Shameless, Queer Eye and The Jerry Springer Show.
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