Neil Young Signs Deal To Stream His Music on Trumps Truth Social

In a shocking move, Neil Young has agreed to a blockbuster deal with Donald Trump. Evidently The deal will give Donald the rights to stream all of Young’s music on Trump’s streaming and social media platform, Truth Social.

This news came shortly after Young agreed to allow his music back on Spotify. Neil famously demanded his music be taken off Spotify a while back because he did not like the fact that Joe Rogan was allowed to have free speech. “We can’t have that” said Young. Initially Fellow Canadian Joni Mitchell followed Young and removed her music at that time as well. At this time they both came crawling back to Spotify. Will Joni follow Neil to Truth Social as well?

Neil Young Loves Truth Social

In a joint press conference, Neil and Donald announced the exciting new deal. The duo laughed and joked and even sang a couple of songs together. They were even hugging at one point. To close out the conference, Dancing Trump and Neil rocked out to Young’s classic song, “Keep On Rocking in the Free World”.

Neil Young Signs Deal To Stream His Music on Trumps Truth Social

Reporters were surprised at Neil’s apparent 160 degree turn around and pressed him on the issue. Neil commented, “Hey I got 2 new babies, and those things are expensive. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. Honestly, I am an old man and I get confused sometimes. I never even heard of Joe Rogan, and I am not sure if I even own my music. I will agree to anything if they give me some money.”

Trump told Madhouse News, “Truth Social music streaming is going to be huge. It will be the biggest, greatest social media platform in the world. Truth will make all those other platforms look like total losers. It is social media and streaming. It can do it all.”

“I love Neil Young and I plan on streaming his songs 24/7. We will play them at my rally’s and on the campaign trail too. He has some great songs, He’s a low IQ guy but I enjoy Southern Man, Old Man, Rocking in The Free World, Heart of Gold, Cinnamon Girl but my favorite is After The Gold Rush. On the other hand that Trans album is really bad. Did Neil’s brain short circuit on that one? Maybe he was hopped up on goof balls, who knows. ”