Neil Young Signs Deal To Stream His Music on Trumps New Social Media Platform

In a shocking move, Neil Young has agreed to a blockbuster deal with Donal Trump. The deal will give Donald the exclusive rights to stream all of Young’s music on Trump’s new social media platform, Truth Social.

Donald Trump’s new social media venture, Truth Social, is set to launch in Apple’s App Store on President’s Day. The app is currently in Beta testing and getting rave reviews. Beta tester Michelle Kasajian declared “This is the best app ever. I was tingling all over as I was using it. I do declare that I had the vapors.”

Keep On Rocking In The Free World

In a joint press conference, Neil and Donald announced the exciting new deal. The duo laughed and joked and even sang a couple of songs together. They were even hugging at one point. To close out the conference, Dancing Trump and Neil rocked out to Young’s classic song, “Keep On Rocking in the Free World”.

Neil Young Signs Deal To Stream His Music on Trumps New Social Media Platform

It was just last month where Young demanded Spotify remove his music over Joe Rogan. Reporters were surprised at Neil’s apparent 160 degree turn around and pressed him on the issue. Neil commented, “Hey I got a baby on the way, and those things are expensive. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. Honestly, I am an old man and I get confused sometimes. I never even heard of Joe Rogan, and I am not sure if I even own my music. I will agree to anything if they give me some money. Well anything except performing with that fat toad David Crosby. That is where I draw the line.”

Trump told Madhouse News, “Truth Social is going to be huge. It will be the biggest, greatest social media platform in the world. Truth Social will make all those other platforms look like total losers. It is social media and streaming. It can do it all. I love Neil Young and I plan on streaming his songs 24/7. We will play them at my rally’s and on the campaign trail.”