Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Expecting Their First Child Together

A spokesman confirmed that Neil Young’s wife, Daryl Hannah, is pregnant. This will be the couple’s first child. Young made the announcement on social media as he posted an  image holding a “Prego” tomato sauce jar with the caption, “We are Prego!”

Hannah, 60, is in good health and is being monitored. It is quite rare to become pregnant after age 50, but she’s one of a growing number of older new mothers in the United States — a trend that’s bolstered by changing societal norms and new advances in fertility treatments.

Snow On The Roof

Neil Young, 75, was giddy with excitement as he gushed at the prospect of a new baby. “I understand we are up there in age, but don’t let these old grey temples fool ya now. Just because theres snow on the roof don’t mean theres no fire in the basement!” Neil then did a few pelvic thrusts to emphasize his virility. “You better stand back” said Neil to the female reporters, “You might get pregnant standing too close to me!”

Giving birth at age 60 may be rare, but just last year a 74 year old woman in India gave birth to twins. “I have the Uterus of a 20 year old and the eggs of a teenager”, said Hannah. “There was no IVF or anything like that, me and Neil did it the old fashioned way by humping like jackrabbits.” 

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David Crosby has refuted the couples claims and insists that he donated his own sperm to the couple. “I gave them a mason jar full of my sperm as a wedding present.” said Crosby. “I extracted it myself in my car and handed it to their maid. That’s my baby. I have excellent swimmers, as you know I donated my sperm to Melissa Etheridge, Janet Jackson and Courtney Love.”

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Young replied to Crosby’s statement by saying, “Crosby is a diseased beast. He handed some cloudy, soupy mess to my maid and I threw it in the bushes. It looked like egg drop soup. Whatever it was, it killed my plants.”

Young and Hannah have been dating since 2014 and were married in 2018. This will be Hannah’s first child and Neil’s last. The couple admitted they are having a boy and some names they are pondering include: “Jackson”, “Gig”, “Claude”, “Donald” and “Seven”.

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11 thoughts on “Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Expecting Their First Child Together

  1. Congrats to them both .My only concern from medical point of view would be according to stats if the mother survives theres always the issue of the child being born with disabilities to women conceiving after the age of 40ties

    1. They are not her own eggs . They would be the eggs of someone younger . So it should be safe . There is no way a 60 yr old women’s eggs are viable. Thats good for them and congrats. my sister had egg donation done At age 40 and her eggs were not good . Some women can conceive naturally in their 40s but it can be quite a challenge for some . At 60 a women is in menopause for sure unless in extremely rare cases they are not as yet. The uterus does not age like a women’s eggs 😃

  2. She could have stored the eggs years ago.
    What about the names though–He hated Donald Trump and she dated Jackson for ten years.
    I guess the “seven” might have something to do with John.

  3. Name one after Phil Ochs, my favorite all time performer, gone way too soon. Just heard Neil talking on you tube about Phil. 1-24-2021.

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