Neighbors Complain About Axl Rose Doing Naked Yard Work

Rocker Axl Rose, who prefers to do his lawn work in the nude, has his neighbors up in arms.

“Have some respect for the neighborhood kids,” neighbor Kenneth Ohliger said. “Kids catch the bus here. It’s wrong.”

People who live in the neighborhood say Rose constantly walks around his property naked and that they’ve called police, but deputies say there is nothing they can do. “As long as he isn’t touching himself inappropriately, there is nothing we can do since he is on his own property” said Deputy Carl Resnick.

Deep Knee Bends

“I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose, and I’m like, that is my view of the neighborhood,” neighbor Lorayne Patricio said. “He works on his car, and he does it naked. Everyone has called the police. He is just out there doing his yard work, whatever he needs to do outside, naked. This morning while I was eating breakfast he was on his lawn doing deep knee bends. No one needs to see that.”

Lil Axl

Axl Rose commented “Hey I like to walk around au natural, I like to let my boys swing in the breeze. Lil Axl needs some air too man. The neighbors can kiss my fat arse. They better buckle up today because I plan on doing some lunges, then weed whacking.” 

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