Nancy Pelosi Shows Off Jimi Hendrix Tattoo!

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has a wild side, and tells all about her wild hippie past. 

“I was very wild” said Nancy Pelosi, “It was the 1960’s, we were all experimenting. Experimenting with drugs and sex. It was a wild, fun time. Free Love for all, and I just had a blast. I did it all. Maybe I had a little too much fun, I ended up with the Clap, VD and Gonorrhea over 17x. Nothing a little antibiotics couldn’t fix.”

Nancy was a huge music fan as well and attended all the concerts she could in her hometown of Baltimore Maryland. “The Merriweather Post Pavilion (MPP) was one of my favorite places to see concerts. It is an open air arena with a roof but no sides. On May 25th 1969 I saw The Who do an incredible show there. They destroyed all their equipment at the end of the show, It was great . The opening act was a band with their first album out — Led Zeppelin. I was tripping my butt off during that show. I ended up servicing a roadie in the woods.”

“Jimi Hendrix was my Man though! I was a member of the Baltimore chapter of the ‘Plaster Casters’ and we all wanted to get a cast of Jimi. On August 16, 1968 Hendrix was performing at MPP, and it was my big chance to meet him.  I had lawn seats, and about half way into the show the rain started. Everyone rushed up to the covered part and they let us in. Jimi was saying ‘let them in, ‘Rainy Day, dream Away’ and when the thunder started, he started playing back to it with some feedback. It was great. He was just playing with the lightening and thunder.”

Nancy Pelosi Jimi Hendrix Tattoo

Pelosi went on…”I saw an opening and made my move to the front of the stage, I started making out with a security guard and he let me back stage after the show. I snuck into the men’s room where I made sweet love to Jimi, with my head wedged into a urinal. It was very romantic. I got my cast of Jimi and he autographed my boob. I was very careful not to wash off the autograph until I was able to tattoo it permanently. It is my prized possession. Good Times.” 

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