Nancy Pelosi Recreates Sharon Stone Basic Instinct Scene During Press Conference

In a bizarre move, Nancy Pelosi recreated the infamous Sharon Stone scene from the movie Basic Instinct following her press conference. The controversial scene involved Stone crossing and uncrossing her legs to expose her lady parts during questioning by detectives. The detectives were frazzled and thrown off their game.

Basic Instinct is a 1992 erotic thriller film starring Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone. The film follows San Francisco police detective Nick Curran (Michael Douglas), who is investigating the brutal murder of a wealthy rock star. During the investigation, Curran becomes involved in a torrid and intense relationship with the prime suspect, Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone), an enigmatic writer. The risque scene shocked movie goers at the time.

Basic Instinct

After receiving tough questions from the press, Pelosi decided she too would frazzle the reporters just like in the movie. Nancy showed up to the question and answer period wearing all white and smoking a cigarette seductively. She then began to cross and uncross her legs and expose her lady parts while batting her eyes, winking and blowing kisses.

Reporters began screaming, vomiting and running for the exits. There was a stampede and many were injured. Grief counselors were brought in. The red cross opened up tents outside and treated survivors.

Viet Nam

War correspondent Gary Tuttle explained, “This was my Viet Nam. I have seen carnage all over the world but nothing compares to what I witnessed here today. The flaps were blowing in the wind if you know what I mean. It looked like a crime scene down there. I am not really sure what I was looking at. But I can tell you one thing, I am never eating an Arby’s roast beef sandwich ever again.”

Nancy giggled and said, “How you like me now? See they stopped asking me questions. It works all the time. You can all expect a lot more of this. If I don’t like the questions, out comes the lady parts.”