Mr. Met Pees in Fans Beer!

The season turned sour real quick for MLB, when Mr. Met urinated in a fans beer! The bulbous headed mascot for the New York Mets baseball team has had a history of erratic behavior. League officials believe he went too far this time when he peed in a fans beer.

Mr. Met is the mascot for the NY Mets. Mr. Met or as the fans now call him, Mr. Meth, was fired last year for giving a fan the middle finger. The troubled mascot successfully completed a 6 month stint in rehab, and was rehired for the current season. Things started out well for Mr. Met, and there were no incidents for the first few games of the season.

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Mr. Met is under the care of a psychiatrist and must give daily urine specimens to ensure he is clean. His doctor speculated that maybe he was confused and was just attempting to supply his daily specimen. Mets player Justin Verlander commented, “You have to be a weirdo to be a mascot. I always knew there was something not right with that guy. I once caught him and Jose Altuve in the same stall together.”

Mr Met Pees in Fans Beer — Mr. Met Disgraced

Mr. Met Pees in Beer

Apparently on Sunday, Mr. Met began drinking and was seen using crystal meth in the mens room. A rowdy fan hurled obscenities at Mr. Met and questioned his manhood. Mr. Met confronted the man, unzipped his uniform and urinated right into the man’s beer. “He whipped it out right there in the stands, in front of women and little kids. It was disgusting” said Met fan Stedman Bello. “The worst part is that the fan still drank the beer.”

“We apologize for the inappropriate action of this employee,” the Mets said in a statement. “The New York Mets are a respectable brand and we do not condone this type of behavior. We are dealing with this matter internally.”

Mr. Met was ashamed of his actions and covered his face as he was led out by security. Mr. Met was later taken to the hospital for observations, and could be headed to jail or back to rehab. The troubled mascot was heard making jokes and laughing maniacally as he was taken away. “My favorite book is Yellow River by I.P Daily. Urine a lot of trouble. I am American but European. My Mama so gassy my pee is carbonated. Move urine my way.”