Mike Ness Stabs Fan For Wearing Dick Cheney T Shirt!

Social Distortion frontman Mike Ness allegedly stabbed a fan during the band’s recent concert.

The fan, Bob Haslett, 46, claims he was just standing there enjoying the concert and minding his business when Ness motioned for him to come forward. Ness confronted Haslett about his choice of T Shirt. Ness yelled at the man “How dare you wear a f*cking Dick Cheney t-shirt to my concert”. 

Ness then apparently jumped into the audience and pulled a swiss army knife from his pocket and stabbed Haslett. When reached for comment, Ness explained, “I was just trying to cut the ridiculous shirt off the guy, and I accidentally cut him. I am not sorry though, because what kind of a douche wears a Dick Cheney t-shirt anyway”. 

Haslett then claims the crowd stripped him naked and someone may have violated him. “I went to see a concert and I get stabbed and anally violated” said Haslett. “That’s not right. OK so I am a fan of Dick Cheney. That’s my right. He is a great man. I am just glad he didn’t notice my Richard Nixon tattoo, he would have killed me for sure”.

Ness was recently accused of punching a fan for supporting Trump, kicking a fan for watching the Kardashians, head butting a fan for chewing gum, and spitting on a fan for farting on his guitar. Ness commented “I don’t like noise when the music’s playing. Sit there and behave yourself or no music for you”!