Mick Mars vs Motley Crue Feud: Huge Brawl Breaks Out At Waffle House

The recent very public feud between Mick Mars and his former band mates of Motley Crue turned ugly. A huge brawl broke out between Mars and The Crue at a Waffle House restaurant in Terre Haute, Indiana.

When Mars left the band last year, he said he was just retiring from touring. Motley Crue and Mars both issued statements that there was no ill will and that Mars is always welcome to return. Mick was taking time to concentrate on staring at the wall. Mars also has some sort of health condition that makes touring difficult. Two days later it was announced that John Mayer replaced him as guitarist. Three Days later it was announced John 5 was replacing John Mayer as guitarist.

Heavy Metal Milli Vanilli

Mars’ good friend and legendary drummer Carmine Appice recently gave an interview where he spilled the beans. “I will tell you the truth” said Appice. “Mick told me that he left for many reasons. One being that Motley Crue is the Heavy Metal Milli Vanilli. Crue does not play any of their instruments on tour. There is a whole other band backstage that does all the work and we stand on stage lip synching like Milli Vanilli.”

Appice continued, “Did you know that I am a great drummer? I taught Tommy Lee everything he knows. Actually I played all of the instruments and sang on the first two Crue albums. And that is actually me banging Pamela Anderson in that famous video. I was the stunt wiener.”

At this point in the interview Appice pulled Mick Mars out of a suitcase. Mars continued the discussion. “Ok I left for many reasons. Tommy insisted on showing me his wiener every 5 minutes. Vince continually asked me to go for a ride in his car. He would say it really creepy like and then laugh maniacally. You know his past. Nikki would stick his finger in my mouth every time I yawned. God knows where that disgusting finger has been.”

Mick Mars vs. Motley Crue

Things turned ugly when Mars ran into Motley Crue at the Waffle House in Terre Haute, Indiana at 3AM. Vince yelled, “Look who’s here it’s Wednesday Adams’.” The Crue entourage erupted in laughter. Mars replied with, “Oh yeah, your butt crack is so smelly you must wash it with an even dirtier butt crack.” Mars then insulted John 5 saying he was more like Mick Mars 2.5.

At this point Tommy Lee grabbed a sugar shaker and chucked that b*tch at Mick. Mick blocked it with ease. Motley Crue then began pummeling Mars and yanking his hair. He managed to get free just as Nikki Sixx threw a chair at him. Mick moves his left arm to block it, and seems to freeze the chair in place for one time-stopping second before slamming it down to the side. It is a thing of beauty how he dispenses with the chair. “Dispenses” is not even the right word: He repels it. He parries the chair like an anime character deflecting a beam of supernatural power, like Neo dodging bullets in “The Matrix,” like King Kong swatting away a helicopter.

Not many know that Mick is a trained martial artist. After the chair hits the floor Mars splinters it and pulls two legs off. He fashions them into Chinese fighting sticks and goes to work on the band. Bones are snapping and skulls are cracking as Mick puts a hurting on the band. After the dust settles Motley Crue is broken, battered and humiliated. Motley Crue learned a valuable lesson, You Don’t Mess Around With Mars, or Uranus.

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