Mick Jagger’s Kids Have Him Committed For Writing Them Out Of Will

Mick Jagger’s Eight kids have had him committed against his will. During a recent interview Jagger stated that he would not leave his vast fortune to his children. This panicked the children and they had a judge declare Jagger incompetent. Mick was then remanded to Bellevue Psychiatric Hospital in New York City.

In a recent interview with Bad Parenting Magazine, Jagger said he did not favor selling the band’s post 1971 music catalog to make even more money, on top of the millions the Stones have made touring over the years. He then hinted that his kids were out of luck. “You can’t always get what you want, and you cant get no satisfaction” laughed Mick.

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Jagger continued, “Screw these kids, let them get a job. Go start a band like I did. I will leave them a small stipend but they don’t need $500 million to have a good life, come on now. Conversely With all that money I can do some good in the world, maybe donate it to charity. Possibly create a home for hot chicks in need or something.”

Mick Jagger’s Kids Have Him Committed For Writing Them Out Of Will

At this point After hearing the news, Deveraux, 6, hired an attorney who specializes in elder law and called an emergency meeting with all of the Jagger children. The attorney advised that for 1/3 of the vast Jagger fortune he could connect them with a crooked Doctor and crooked Judge. Finally After watching video of Jagger dancing around, the Judge declared Jagger incompetent. He was immediately taken into custody and locked away at Bellevue. The Jagger kids took control of the $500 million fortune.

Mick was put in a straight jacket and locked in a padded room. He managed to bribe an orderly to get a message out to Keith Richards who came with Lawyers, Guns and Money to spring Jagger. Jagger was fuming, “These kids are in so much trouble, they are grounded for life.”

Mick Jagger’s Kids

Jagger has eight children with 9 different women: Karis, Jade, Elizabeth, James, Georgia May, Lucas, Gabriel and Deveraux. They range from age 6 to 52. The oldest, daughter Karis, 52, is with Marsha Hunt and Jade, 51 with Bianca. He shares four children with ex-wife Jerry Hall: daughters Elizabeth, 39, and Georgia May, 31, and sons James, 38, and Gabriel, 25. Son Lucas, 24, was born in 1999 to model Luciana Morad Gimenez. His youngest child, son Deveraux, 6, was born in 2016 to girlfriend Melanie Hamrick.