Mick Jagger’s Estranged Brother is Homeless Living on NYC Streets

Mick Jagger’s Estranged Brother, Basil, revealed in an interview with Madhouse News that he is homeless and lives on the streets of New York City. Basil Jagger is the older brother of the Rolling Stones lead singer. Mick also has a younger brother named Chris.

Madhouse News correspondent Milagros Ostenkamp interviewed Basil as he was pooping in a garbage can on the corner of 34th Street near Penn Station. Milagros reported he spent the day with Basil eating out of dumpsters and drinking sangria in the park.

Smooth Move Ex-Lax

Basil told Madhouse that he was always the black sheep of the family and left home at 18. He spent time working as a grave digger, snake handler and as a deck hand on fishing boats. “I am working on a book about my life” said Basil. “The book should be finished by Labor Day. I wrote the entire book using my own feces. Did you know that Mick owes everything to me? As kids, I tripped him in gym class and he bit off the tip of his tongue. That give him his unique singing style. I also taught him all his dance moves. I was quite the dancer back in the day. Care to see a few moves? They called me Ex-Lax because I was so smooth.”

Mick Jagger’s Estranged Brother is Homeless Living on NYC Streets

Mick Jagger confirmed that Basil is indeed his older brother and added, “I love Basil dearly but he is whacky as a loon. He does not have to be homeless, he enjoys it. Just last week I gave him $100,000 cash. Did you see that dirty sack he was carrying. That has the cash in it, look inside. I rented an apartment for him in the Dakota but he said Yoko creeps him out and he prefers to sleep outside in the fresh air. We are not estranged and he is welcome to my home anytime.”

Ostenkamp reported, “Despite his shabby clothes, and unkempt appearance, Basil was quite literate and charming. He has a lovely sense of humor and kept asking me to pull his finger. A delightful man.”

The Real Talent of the Family

Keith Richards added, “Basil was the real talent of the family. He could play every instrument and turned us on to the blues and Chuck Berry. He would fart on our heads and put live fire ants in our shorts but we really idolized him. It was Basil that told us to name the band, The Rolling Stones. He wrote most of the lyrics for The Stones. Once a month or so, Basil would send in these amazing lyrics on a dirty cocktail napkin or scribbled on a dirty sneaker or something. It was crazy. He is a lunatic genius.”