Mexico Ramps Up Weed Production After Black Crowes Tour Announcement
Mexico has announced that it will ramp up marijuana production due to increased demand for the upcoming Black Crowes tour.
The government has handed down an edict to marijuana production factories demanding an increase of supply. These factories have even resorted to working nights to increase their production.
The Black Crowes have been known to enjoy the ‘Wacky Weed’, and for their last tour, the band and entire entourage were good for 1 ton of ‘Maryjane’ a day. The weed budget for the new tour is said to be a cool $7.5 million dollars.
In addition to the band and crew, countless fans will also consume huge quantities of ‘Grass’. This amounts to a huge windfall for the Mexican economy.
Brothers Rich & Chris Robinson who have a turbulent relationship, officially announced the tour today saying, “We are going to need a lot of weed to get through this without stabbing each other.”