Method Man Unveils New Instant Breakfast Drink ‘Wu Tang’

Rapper Method Man has announced today that he is dropping a new beverage. Elon Musk and Kraft developed ‘Wu-Tang’.

Method Man aka Clifford Smith, of the group ‘Wu Tang Clan’ got the idea after a night of blazing with Snoop Dogg. “We were drinking Tang, eating Cheetos and blazing it up” said Method Man. “I thought, what the world needs now is a drink infused with THC.”

General Food formulated the original ‘Tang’ drink mix brand in 1957. Sales of Tang were poor until NASA used it on John Glenn’s Mercury Flight in 1962. Since then it has been closely associated with the U.S. space program. Tang was known as the number one breakfast drink on the moon. It’s famous tagline was ‘Tang has the tase we love and the Vitamin C we need. 

Method Man called Elon Musk and they went into the lab right away. In 4 hours they had the first batch of Orange Tang infused with THC. Wu Tang will still have the terrible taste of original Tang but with the addition of the THC, you won’t care. 

The new Wu Tang drink will be available in concentrate, as a mix and premixed in cans. Elon Musk stated “Wu Tang will be the only drink served on all future SpaceX flights.” 

Billboards have been spotted in Texas – “Wu Tang, The number one breakfast drink on the Moon, Mars and Uranus!” Another billboard was seen on a bus in NYC, “Wu Tang has the taste we love and the THC we need.”