Martha Stewart Pregnant! Snoop Dogg, You Are The Father!

On a recent shocking episode of The Maury Povich show, Maury revealed that Martha Stewart is pregnant, and that Snoop Dog is the Father!

Stewart 80 and Snoop 50 have a long history, and have been dating secretly for 2 years. They met while filming ‘Martha & Snoops Potluck Dinner’ show for VH1, and have been carrying on a steamy affair ever since.

Love of My Life

It was love at first sight for Stewart, who admitted to Maury that after filming the first episode, she and Snoop went back to the trailer, and smoked a few fatties, and made sweet love all night long. “My Snoop is the love of my life” gushed a teary eyed Stewart. Snoop has denied being the father and has since broken off the relationship.

Martha Stewart Pregnant! Snoop Dogg, You Are The Father!

Povich, had the two on the show to get to the bottom of the issue, and revealed that Snoop is in fact, the father of Stewarts baby. Snoop immediately ran down the hall and out onto the street and threw his body onto the street. Stewart gave chase and consoled him. Stewart and Snoop then hugged it out and have since rekindled their relationship.

Martha Stewart Pregnant By Snoop Dogg

The combined age of the couple is 130, which is the second oldest of any couple to ever produce a child. The oldest is Neil Young and Daryl Hannah who recently announced they are pregnant. Their combined age is 135. The oldest woman on record to ever give birth was 66 years old. Martha at age 80 will far surpass this. “I feel great” said Stewart. “We are looking forward to our little bundle of joy, fo shnizzle.”

The baby is due this summer, and they plan to name the baby ‘Scrappy’. “The baby’s full name on the birth certificate will be ‘Scrappy Dogg Stewart'” said Martha. “I don’t expect much from Snoop but will take whatever role he wants to play. He can be involved as he wants to be.”