Man Gets Alcohol Poisoning After Challenging Michael Jordan to Beer Pong

A man was hospitalized with severe alcohol poisoning after challenging former NBA superstar Michael Jordan, to a game of Beer Pong.

Raymond Moseley ended up in the ER with what is believed to be the highest Blood Alcohol Content ever recorded at 0.78. That is more than 9x the legal limit. The previous record holder was Brett Bayne, who registered a 0.77 during his DUI arrest.

The Michael Jordan of Beer Pong

Moseley and Jordan were attending the same party when witnesses say, he started harassing Jordan and talking smack. Moseley considers himself an expert at beer pong and often refers to himself as the Michael Jordan of beer pong.

“The guy was out of line” said Bob Rooker, “He was calling Jordan a girly man and was saying he would embarrass him if they played beer pong. Jordan is the greatest of all time. If I was Jordan, I would have bitch slapped him.”

Man gets Alcohol Poisoning after challenging Michael Jordan to Beer Pong

Jordan eventually agreed to a friendly little match, and started off easily on the man. Moseley however, continued to be belligerent and insisted on upping the stakes. He demanded they use Tequila instead of beer and $1000 per shot for the best of 7 tournament.

“You could see Jordan’s demeanor change at that moment” said party goer John Posada. “He did not miss a shot after that. He was doing hook shots and trick shots. Even bouncing a few off Moseley’s bulbous head.”

Projectile Vomit

Moseley was sweating profusely as Jordan sunk one ping pong ball after the other. Jordan swept the first four games and Raymond could hardly stand. He was projectile vomiting after every shot and eventually passed out in the guacamole dip.

An ambulance was called and rushed Moseley to the hospital. “Most people are dead by 0.40 BAC” said EMT Tony Hendrickson. “How this guy is still alive is astounding. I believe the projectile vomiting and crying saved his life.”