Man Claims Paul McCartney Has Been Following Him Since 1964

Paul McCartney Following Man. A British man claims that Sir Paul McCartney has been following him constantly since 1964. Nigel Drumthwackett, 78, hails from somewhere in England and insists the former Beatle is basically stalking him.

Nigel recently appeared before the local magistrate in the UK to obtain an injunction against McCartney. Drumthwackett told the judge that he first noticed McCartney peering in his window in early 1964. “I noticed Paul looking in my window” said Nigel. “By the time I got to the door to question him he was gone. I knew it was McCartney because I recognized him from the telly.”

Paul McCartney Following Man

Drumthwackett continued, “McCartney appears at least once a week. In the beginning it was a rare occurrence but then it started happening more frequently. I would see him staring in my bathroom window when I was having a wank or laying a brick. It got to be really creepy and quite unnerving. Of course McCartney would quickly disappear if anyone else came in the room so it made me look like a loon. He is quite cheeky.”

Man Claims Paul McCartney Has Been Following Him Since 1964

Of course the judge quickly admonished Nigel and threw him out of the courtroom. “Sir you are a loon” stated Judge Fawlty. “I am remanding you to a nice 30 day vacation at the retreat. There you will be observed and they will give you pudding. You like pudding don’t you? Very well then, off you go.”

Nigel was released after 30 days and continued telling anyone who would listen that Paul McCartney is following him. When asked why an International Superstar billionaire and one of the most famous people on the planet, would follow a random shipping clerk, Nigel replied “That is an excellent question. I would like to know the answer me self. Unfortunately McCartney never sticks around long enough to answer me.”

He Is Always Watching Me

“He follows me everywhere I go. I see Paul at the shops, the cafe, restaurants, walking in the park, at the cinema. You name it and he is there. He follows me constantly. You would think it would be nice to have Sir Paul follow you everywhere but believe me after a while it gets tiresome. He is always watching me.”