Luke Bryan’s Wife Installs Cameras To Stop Him From Masturbating

The wife of country singer Luke Bryan was forced to enact drastic measures after she caught her husband masturbating. 

Caroline Bryan was shocked and disgusted when she walked in on Luke furiously pleasuring himself to a picture of Elizabeth Warren. Caroline screamed and then fainted. 

Caroline commented “I told Luke this wasn’t okay, it is completely unacceptable. I called his mother and our pastor. We had an intervention and Luke agreed to never masturbate again. I immediately installed cameras throughout the entire house including the bathrooms. I hired an entire team to monitor the cameras 24×7.” 

“What really gets me, is that he was looking at a picture of Elizabeth Warren!” cried Caroline. “What does she have that I don’t, she’s like 75 years old and a Democrat! If this doesn’t work, I am going to hire an Exorcist!”

When asked for comment, Luke Bryan stated “I’m a grown man and think I should be allowed to touch my own body. This is embarrassing and destroys my privacy.