Lizzo To Star As Salt N Pepa in New Biopic

Hollywood has just dropped a bombshell: Lizzo is set to star as Salt, Pepa and Spinderella in the upcoming biopic of iconic hip-hop trio Salt-N-Pepa. Yes, you heard that right! The larger-than-life, flute-toting, banana loving queen of self-love and empowerment is taking on the role of three people. 

Now, if you’re scratching your head wondering how the “Juice” singer is going to pull off embodying three of the pioneers of hip-hop, you’re not alone. But fear not, because if there’s one thing we’ve learned about Lizzo, it’s that she doesn’t just break boundaries, she demolishes them with a twerk and a smile.

Lizzo As Salt N Pepa

Take for example, just the other day while filming the “Push It” scene, Lizzo demolished an entire set during the pelvic thrust dance moves. Set designer Elizabeth Falcetta commented, “Can you imagine Lizzo trying to master Salt N Pepa’s signature high-energy dance moves? It’s like watching a baby hippo learn to walk, but with a whole lot more sass. However, the smells are most likely the same.”

There was another Salt N Pepa biopic recently but that was a low budget cable movie of the week. It starred a bunch of nobodies and was immediately forgotten. This new movie is a big budget Netflix production. A little known fact is that Lizzo actually weighs more than Salt, Pepa and Spinderella combined. You could even throw Martin Lawrence in there and Lizzo would still win.

When asked for comment, Salt replied, “Which one of us is Lizzo playing? What do you mean all three of us? That is completely ridiculous, no one asked us about this. I am calling my manager and lawyer right now, these people done lost they mind. This is some bullsh*t.”

So, get ready to witness history in the making as Lizzo brings the story of Salt-N-Pepa to life on the little screen. It’s going to be funky, it’s going to be fabulous, and most importantly, it’s going to be a whole lot of fun. Next up, a biopic about The “Fat Boys”. Hmm I wonder who do we know that could star in that movie. 

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