Lenny Kravitz's Pubic Hair Scratched My Cornea! Lawsuit Claims!

Stockholm Sweden – Fredrik Reinfeldt claims he was injured during a Lenny Kravitz concert last year, and wants compensation. “Lenny Kravitz’s pubic hair almost blinded me and I want to be reimbursed” said Reinfeldt

Mr. Reinfeldt was very excited to be attending the concert at Grona Lund in Sweden. Fredrik was a big fan of Kravitz, and was lucky to have front row seats. He was enjoying the show very much, when the unimaginable happened.

Wobbly Bits

Kravitz was full of energy, and the musician jumped up and down with his guitar strapped across his body when his pants let rip to reveal his dangling genitalia. As Lenny bounced into a squat, his tight leather pants split in two and not only did he show off his wobbly bits, but he also confirmed that he was actually going commando! Lenny jumped back up from his crouched down position completely unfazed by what had just happened. However, it soon became clear to the rocker that something hadn’t exactly gone to plan when he looked down to see his penis popping out of his separated trousers. Kravitz quickly abandoned his audience as he went backstage to change into a pair of brand new, unripped leather trousers so that the show could go on.

Lenny Kravitz’s Pubic Hair

Unfortunately, Mr. Reinfeldt claims that he was hit by a ‘Fly Away’ pubic hair from Mr. Kravitz. The pubic hair struck Mr. Reinfeldt directly in the eye, scratching his cornea. Mr. Reinfeldt was forced to wear an eye patch and has lost 50% of the vision in his left eye. Besides the emotional trauma, I have double vision, claims Mr. Reinfeldt, and I demand compensation. I have the pubic hair to prove it! Mr. Reinfeldt is suing for $7.5 Million USD.