Lab Rats Go On Strike After Being Forced To Listen To Bon Jovi Music

In what is being called the Rodent Rebellion, Lab rats went on strike after being forced to listen to Bon Jovi Music. In an utterly unexpected turn of events that has left lab technicians scratching their heads (and lab rats tapping their tiny paws), a furry revolt has erupted in the world of scientific research. Lab rats, those unsung heroes of medical advancement, have declared a state of emergency in their cages and have refused to participate in any further experiments until their musical rights are upheld. Their demand? No more Bon Jovi music!

Yes, you heard it right. It appears that even the most meek and mild-mannered of creatures have their limits, and for these furry anarchists, it’s the constant serenading of Bon Jovi’s greatest hits that’s finally pushed them to the edge. It seems that the scientists’ repeated blasting of “Livin’ on a Prayer” and “Wanted Dead or Alive” during experiments might have been one hair-metal power ballad too many.

Bon Jovi Vs Lab Rats

We reached out to one of the striking rats, who requested anonymity due to fears of retaliation from the lab coat-wearing oppressors. “We’ve had enough of this ‘Bad Medicine’ they call music,” the rat squeaked in frustration. “It’s ‘My Life,’ and we want to live it without the constant sound of Jon Bon Jovi’s irritating nasal twang voice echoing in our heads. You try solving a maze while ‘You Give Love a Bad Name’ plays on repeat in the background!”

“We have been through enough don’t you think? Over the years they have subjected us to many horrifying experiments but this time they have gone too far. Cosmetics testing, shampoo, cocaine, actually that one I enjoyed. But come on man, Bon Jovi music, really?”

Lab Rats Go On Strike After Being Forced To Listen To Bon Jovi Music

“The experiment started out great, they played classical music, then wanted to see how we reacted to rock music. The Beatles, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, we really enjoyed that and we were flying through the maze and completing all the tests with flying colors. Then they had to start with the hair metal. 24 hours of Bon Jovi music has to be against the Geneva convention. I really hate that guy, he sucks so bad.”

Rat Work Is Work

The lab rats have not taken this decision lightly. They’ve formed a union and are demanding an end to this audio torture. Their list of demands includes:

A strict ban on Bon Jovi music.
No Twisted Sister, Skid Row or any sappy hair metal at all
Guaranteed snack breaks with premium-grade cheese, No more cheese-whiz.

As the rat strike continues, the world of scientific research is feeling the heat. We can only hope that a peaceful resolution can be found, and that lab rats everywhere can once again live in peace, free from the musical tyranny of Bon Jovi. Until then, let’s all remember to rock responsibly, for the sake of our furry friends and the advancement of science.