L.A. Health Director is a Virus Immune Zombie Raised From the Dead

It was learned today that Los Angeles county health director, Barbara Ferrer, is actually a zombie that was raised from the dead in late 2019.

Ferrer was created in a lab in Wuhan, China, in December of 2019, when they realized things were getting out of hand.  Known as ‘Z187-19’, Ferrer was created from spare parts and bodies that succumbed to Covid-19. Dr. Lee Ho Phuk brought the body back to life as a superhuman zombie immune to the virus. ‘Z187-19’ was smuggled back from China by Nancy Pelosi who purchased the zombie during her monthly trip to Wuhan. 

Pelosi then gave ‘Z187-19’ to California Governor Newsom as a Christmas Present. Newsom installed the new zombie as health director of L.A. County. 

Newsom and Pelosi are able to fully control ‘Z187-19’. They feed her the brains of the California citizens, and in turn, the zombie says whatever the powers that be tell her. 

The only flaw in the plan is that just like all zombies, ‘Z187-19’ is the undead and is slowly rotting away. As can be seen in the pictures, it is currently in the early stage of decomposing and Pelosi must cover up the smell with Febreze, ben gay and perfume. This is the same mixture Pelosi uses to cover up the smell of her own alcohol breath. If you look closely during press conferences you can see flies circling the body.