Kid Rock Selling “Pre-Gay” Bud Light on eBay

Kid Rock is selling cases of “Pre-Gay” Bud Light Beer on Ebay for $1200 each. As the bud light controversy rages on, Kid Rock purchased a warehouse of Bud Light manufactured in 2018 and is selling to fans looking to recapture a little of the glory days.

After the controversial marketing campaign, a backlash was stoked by Kid Rock who posted a video of himself firing an automatic rifle at cases of unarmed Bud Light. Fans loved it and several other prominent figures joined in to denounce Bud Light and all Anheuser-Busch beers.

Kid Rock vs. Bud Light

Kid got the idea when he saw some jokesters selling cans of “Pre-Gay” Bud Light for $46 per can. “They were doing some brisk business” said Rock. “So when I came across an opportunity to purchase an entire warehouse of really Pre-Gay Bud Light I jumped at it. 2018 Bud Light is the good stuff. This is comparable to Jed Clampett finding black gold, Texas tea, you know bubblin’ crude. However this is more like liquid gold. I got the warehouse for $1 per can. I am making a cool $50 million on the deal and I am donating half to charity.”

Kid Rock Selling “Pre-Gay” Bud Light on eBay

“Of course the beer is 5 years old” continued Kid. “It has been sitting around in giant steel tanks all this time but I don’t think anyone cares. You can look at it that this is a fine vintage wine aged in barrels or some twelve-year-old Whiskey. It tastes like piss-water anyway so it can’t get any worse right?”

Hot Cakes

Kid Rock is making a killing and the beer is selling like hot cakes. On the first day alone Kid sold 1000 cases before eBay crashed. Now it is selling steady at 1000 cases per hour. The warehouse is located somewhere in the woods of Michigan. “We had to hire 100 full time employees to help out” said Kid Rock. “ This is a win-win for everybody. Half the town was put out of work when the old tool and dye factory went out of business after the great storm of ’96. Now we are putting people back to work.”

Kid Rock fan, Matthew Galloway told Madhouse News, “I have been out of work for 9 years. Kid gave me a chance and hired me as Warehouse manager. I knew if I held out for a management position it would pay off in the end. Mr. Rock is a real American hero.”