Kid Rock Mistakes Taco Bell Drive Thru for a Toilet

Florida – Kid Rock may have partied a little too hard, and ended the night backwards, butt naked, and drunk. Rock then mysteriously had to cancel his appearances for the weekend.

Kid Rock aka Robert James Ritchie, went out to hit the town to celebrate his birthday and enjoy the Florida nightlife. Rock took a liking to 2 young Russian hockey players, Andrei Vasilevskiy and Nikita Kucherov. The young Russians took Kid Rock to many hotspots, and at last count they did over 53 shots of vodka each.

Hyundai

The trio ran out of money, so they jumped into Kid Rock’s rented blue Hyundai to look for an ATM. Between the vodka and the broken english, they ended up driving the wrong way into a Taco Bell drive thru. Kid Rock was punching and kicking the drive thru menu board, when it would not disperse the stack of $20 dollar bills he was requesting. Frustrated, drunk and with a full bladder, Kid Rock relieved himself into the drive thru speaker, causing an electrical short and fire. Kid Rock stumbled back into the car and the trio passed out.

Kid Rock Runs For The Border – Caricature By Paul King Art

Taco Bell staff then alerted local authorities about the situation and when deputies arrived, they found Kid Rock in the trunk of the car, with the car still running and wearing nothing but a hockey mask.

Rock cancelled his Saturday appearance at a private event, and in order to make it up to fans, the event promoters allowed fans to attend a free concert by Phil X. Kid Rock fans were not happy. “Who the F*ck is Phil X” said fan Scotty Macfarlane. “I came here from Kentucky to see Kid Rock, not no Phil X!”

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