Khloe Kardashian’s Emotional Support Monkey Gets Drunk, Goes Berserk on Plane
A drunken emotional support monkey traveling with Khloe Kardashian, bit a woman’s head, groped several women, and flung feces during a Belkin Airlines flight Wednesday. This led to an emergency landing, and the removal of Kardashian and the monkey. The flight was delayed for more than 2 hours, Madhouse Magazine News reports.
Kardashian and her emotional support monkey Mr. Jiggs boarded a Belkins airline flight at JFK airport in NYC bound for Houston Texas. Kardashian needs the support monkey for a nervous disorder and sinus condition. Mr. Jiggs apparently spent a few hours prior to boarding in the VIP lounge, knocking back Jack Daniels. During the flight Mr. Jiggs ordered several more drinks before going berserk. Jiggs started running around the plane flinging his feces at other passengers. He grabbed the thigh and breasts of the woman next to him, and urinated on a flight attendant.
Khloe Kardashian Support Monkey
“He bit my head after I yelled at him” said passenger Lori Baker. “I says to the monkey I says, take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape! Then he bit me. I hate monkeys. Oddly, he was wearing his mask though.”
Belkin spokesperson, Todd Belkin says they will be reviewing its policies for emotional support and service animals, but won’t be making changes “immediately” in order to make sure they “do it right.”
Current airline policy says service and support animals must be trained to behave in public but doesn’t require documentation. Delta and United (which earlier this year rejected a passenger’s emotional support elephant) have already said they will require more documentation for support and service animals due to an increase in incidents. “We asked Mr. Jiggs if he was going to behave, and he shook his head yes” said Todd Belkin. “I guess we will have to ask twice next time.”
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