Keith Richards Long Lost Brother Releases New Tell All Book
Claude Richards has a brother named Keith, and Keith is one of the most famous musicians in the world. Claude has just released a new tell all book titled ‘Brother Keith’. The book chronicles life growing up in England with Keith Richards as your brother. Many books have been written about Keith, but never one from this perspective. This book details Keith’s early life.
Keith has often stated that he is an only child and all of the biographies list Richards as having no siblings. However, Claude insists that he exists and has the DNA test, birth certificate and photos to prove it. “It hurts me that Keith would deny my existence” cried Claude. “I am his younger brother, we have the same parents and bloodline. We slept in the same room for years.”
Funny Boy
“Keith was a very funny boy. Always making jokes and pulling tricks” said Claude. “He would form a cup with his hand, fart in it and then hold it over my face and nose. One time I passed out from the smell. Keith was a sore loser and when we were playing board games, if he was losing, he would throw the board in the air, scattering all the pieces.”
“Keith was very mischievous, he loved setting a bag of dog crap on fire on the neighbors porch and running away. All the parents in the neighborhood, knew if anything bad happened in town, Keith was the most likely suspect.”
Prankster
“Other pranks that Keith pulled on me, he reversed the wires in the light switch. When I tried to turn the switch on I got electrocuted. I spent 5 days in the hospital in a coma. I still cant use my right hand. He was such a little scamp. Good times.”
“Keith’s funniest prank however was when he told me to hand a note to the bank teller. To my surprise, the note told the teller to hand over all the money, that it was a bank robbery. I spent 7 years in penitentiary for that one. We had a good laugh over that one. “
“The reason I wrote the book, was that I was interested in cashing in on my brother’s success” said Claude Richards.
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