Kanye West To Record Rap Version of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of The Moon Album
Controversial Rapper, Kanye West, announced today that he is working on a rap version of the classic Pink Floyd album, ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’. Kanye plans to rework the album in its entirety. He is currently in the studio laying down tracks and dropping beats for this latest project.
Kanye West vs Pink Floyd
‘Dark Side Of The Moon’ is the eighth studio album released by the British band, Pink Floyd. It is considered a masterpiece by many and is among the most critically acclaimed records in history. The album has been certified 14X Platinum and was on the charts for 958 weeks. With estimated sales of over 45 million copies, it is one of the best selling albums of all time. But, Kanye thinks he can make it better.
“I am a genius” screamed Kanye. “Nobody can do it better than me. I am the greatest. Sure ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’ was successful. Yes, it is a nice little album, but after I put my touches on it, it is going to be Epic. You will crap your pants. I am thinking of re-naming the album, ‘Black Side Of The Moon!”
How Can You Have Any Pudding
West has already re-recorded the song ‘Money’ and retitled it, ‘Money n Hoes’. Special Guests will include Cardi B, Arianna Grande, The Weeknd, DJ Khaled and country artist Carrie Underwood. There will also be a very special appearance by Caitlin Jenner. DJ Khaled will scream “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat” over and over.
David Gilmour kept hanging up whenever Madhouse News called him for comment. Roger Waters commented, “Yes, he has my full blessing. I am always looking for a good laugh.” Pink Floyd fan, Peyton Wise, cried when told of the news. “Noooooooooo! That’s why we can’t have anything nice.”
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What an idiot.