Jussie Smollett Thrown Out Of Jail For Having Too Much Fun

It was reported earlier today that Jussie Smollett was released from jail pending appeal, but the truth of the matter is that Cook County Jail officials threw Smollett out.

Disgraced actor Jussie Smollett was asked to pack his hot pants and disco ball and get out. That request came directly from jail officials and the Illinois Appellate Court agreed to cut short the former Empire Star’s 150-day sentence.

Disco Ball

“He was causing quite a problem for us” said Jail Warden Chris Mikkelson. “He redecorated his cell, installed carpeting and he even hung up a disco ball for his nightly parties. It was out of control, Village People blasting all hours of the night, show tunes, Liza Minelli. The final straw was when he had a hot tub put in his cell. I lost it and told him to pack his $hit and get the F*ck out of my jail. I had him escorted right out but he didn’t want to leave. It took six guards to drag him out. I never saw a man have so much fun in jail before. It took a u haul truck to cart all of his stuff away, Good Riddance.”

Jussie Smollett Thrown Out Of Jail For Having Too Much Fun

Fellow inmate, Randy Cook was glad he is gone. “I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since he got here” said Cook. “Parties, dancing boys, loud music that ain’t my scene, i just want to relax at night and have a little toilet hooch and watch Housewives of NJ.”

Warden Mikkelson continued “Jail ain’t supposed to be no party. You come here for punishment. This sick freak was begging my guards to beat him with the night sticks. Conga lines, luaus, naked twister, pin the tail on the Smollett. It was one big party, well the party’s over now and that guy is not welcome back in my jail.