Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him

Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA hats.  

Smollett made the news in 2019 when he made up a story about 2 men wearing MAGA hats that hung a noose around his neck, poured bleach on him and taunted him with slurs. That story was quickly debunked and Smollett is currently facing charges in that case. 

Today, Smollett assured us all that this time it really happened. “It was so scary” said Smollett, “These 2 Asian men wearing MAGA hats, accosted me on a deserted Chicago street at 3AM. I was out for a walk to get some air, take a little break from being quarantined. These 2 Asian men, take off their masks and cough right in my face, on my hair all over me. They were wearing MAGA hats and said here is some ‘Chinese Virus’ for you. Trump Rules! I was crying and screaming for help but no one came. I have already tested positive for the virus now. I took online test.”

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot stated “This boy needs help, we are too busy for his nonsense now, will someone please give him some attention.”

Local resident Alex Frank commented “Oh no, not again! How do these things keep happening to him? It is so sad, but I can only blame this stuff on Donald Trump. This is all Trump’s fault. Welcome to Trump America.”

19 thoughts on “Jussie Smollett Claims 2 Chinese Men in MAGA Hats Coughed on Him

  1. That was a great article haven’t laughed that hard for awhile.
    Thank you
    Shawn Meyers

  2. I was attacked by a group of 5 gay marauders in Downtown Chicago this morning at 3: 03 am. They were wearing hats that read smollett across the brim. They yelled this is gay Tupac territory while slapping me and sprinkling FAIRY DUST AND GLITTER ON ME. They then ran away in their high heel pumps giggling and shouting jussie is for real and Michelle loves him.

    1. Wow, same thing happened to AB. He was camping last night in Jellystone park, by a bear trying to steal my pickanick basket, and a talking owl Wondering how many licks it takes to make jussie smile.

  3. A guy can’t go out for his daily rectal meat injection without THIS happening to him? Is no one safe?

  4. And to think I thought the title was just clickbait. In the current time of national crisis we could all use a good laugh and once again juicy fruit came to our rescue. Thanks again from all of us here in MAGA COUNTRY!

  5. Must thank you for the great laugh! It’s much needed!! Y’all need to Google Dave Chappelle peice on Jussie, it’s even funnier 😆

  6. Talk about vivid imagination. This BOY. seeking attention and he Damm sure 2 french fries short of a HAPPY MEAL.shrink time .

  7. This is beyond sad. This is screaming mental health disorder. Someone needs to have an intervention with Jussie. How does he feel he can continue to make these baseless
    accusations? Remember the story the boy who cried wolf?

  8. Why would anybody blame this stupid story on Trump. No guesswork another poor loser democrat . I feel more pity for the Trump hater then Jussie but it’s a very close tie!!

    1. Well hell. This man needs professional help asap. Hes not only destroyed his career. And the MAGNA community should be completely furious with JS. When hes in court he has a smug look on his face. And I can tell hes very narcissistic. Needs a psychiatric evaluation and then jail time

  9. All I can say is PRAY ask GOD to help him because things are going to keep happening until you get on your knees and PRAY. Leave Chicago go to your mom for a while before some real BAD person do something to you son. Please PRAY because it’s enough going on in this world,then sing a gospel so. ” GOT TO GET BETTER” OR ” GIVE ME YOU” ” EXODUS” BELIEVE

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