Judas Priest Singer Rob Halford Working as Landscaper to Make Ends Meet

Singer and Rock God, Rob Halford, is currently working as a landscaper to earn extra money during these bleak economic times.

“I got a lot of expenses” said Halford. “Times are hard all around, you have to do what you have to do. Besides I enjoy working outdoors and love the smell of manure. It’s just me and mother nature. I can practice my singing and maybe even write some songs. Although I am not a fan of all the bugs. I got stung by a bee on me balls the other day. That was not fun!”

Raking The Leaves!

Customer Nigel Churchill stated “Oh man, I thought the guy looked familiar. He was singing while raking up the leaves and sounded pretty good. I told him not to give up his day job though. Who knew a Rock God like Halford was weed whacking my yard. If I knew it was him, I would have picked up the dog poop first.”

“The business is going real well” said Halford. “I may hire the rest of the band to work with me. Except the drummer of course. A client just asked me to do a big job. A rock wall. Ha a wall of Rock, and we are rock stars. That is funny mate.”

“I have heard it all though” said Halford. “Every dummy that rides by and sees me working, yells out ‘Rakin’ the Leaves, Rakin’ the Leaves. Come on be more original than that. Change it up.”

If you would like to hire Halford Landscaping, then you really must be a big dummy and you must believe that a man worth $35 Million is really doing landscaping for others!