Joy & Whoopi Call For Sex Strike: Nation Rejoices

The ladies of the view have started quite a stir as they stated they are all going on a permanent sex strike until, actually we are not sure until what happens.

Joy Behar stated that her legs will be closed until further notice. Whoppi Goldberg gave her a hallelujah and an amen. Joy’s suggestion earned the vocal approval of two of her other co-hosts as well. Sunny Hostin remarked, “A sex strike! That could be quite effective.” Sara Haines chimed in to say, “We got over 800 pounds of woman on this stage, that’s a whole lotta Rosie.”

Dancing in the Streets

As news of the ‘Ladies of The View’ sex strike hit the media, people took to the streets. There was spontaneous dancing in the streets followed by rejoicing and celebrations. New York City threw a ticker tape parade and towns and cities all over the USA followed suit. Fireworks and champagne corks popping could be heard all over the country.

Joy & Whoopi Call For Sex Strike: Nation Rejoices

“This is something we can all get behind” said street dancer Bo Bradley. “A Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg sex strike is something that can unite the entire country. This is an historic and uniting event. I don’t think there has been an event that has united the country in this fashion since the end of World War II.”

Celebratory concerts popped up and more are scheduled for the weekend. A Sex Strike ‘Palooza Stock will take place at Bethel Woods, the site of the original 1969 Woodstock Festival. Scheduled to appear are Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Ted Nugent, Joan Jett, Ed Sheeran, Billie Eilish, Beyonce and many others.

Bruce

Bruce Springsteen told Madhouse News, “Hey I am as left as they come. I don’t have an ounce of testosterone left in my body, but I know hot chicks and these ain’t them.” Joan Jett commented, “I love ladies but the thought of these women in the bedroom makes me want to vomit. Keep the sex strike going.”

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