Joy Behar Shares Nude Photos: Thousands Stricken Blind

The VIEW co-host Joy Behar, gave the world a view that it was not expecting or particularly wanted when she shared nude photos of herself. 

Joy Behar Shares Nude Photos

Behar, 79, shocked the world when she uploaded graphic photos of her in her birthday suit. The photos were too much to bear and scorched the corneas of thousands of unsuspecting and curious onlookers.  

Thousands Stricken Blind

Hospitals were overrun all over the world. Patients were lined up in the hallways and on stretchers on the sidewalk. “It was horrible” said Dr. Chachi of NYU Medical Center. “I never saw anything like it. I was a medic in Vietnam and Iraq, but that was nothing to the horrors I witnessed today. Grown men were crying, clawing at their own eyes. One man even ripped his eye balls out screaming he could not get the visions out of his mind.”

The images are so disturbing that scientists have warned that the photos must never be viewed with the naked eye.”These images must be viewed as one would view a solar eclipse” said Dr. Jamila Campagna of the Institute of Astronomy. “Viewers should only view the images through a pinhole projector or a specially made pair of eclipse sunglasses.”

Rice Pudding

One victim Phrederick Davis told Madhouse News of the horrors he endured. “I was just scrolling through twitter when I came across something that looked like a bowl of rice pudding. I thought Joy Behar was sharing a recipe. When I opened the image it turned out to be a set of full frontal totally nude graphic shots of Joy Behar. It was revolting to say the least. There were internal shots, shots from behind, I didn’t know wtf I was looking at. Was it the grand canyon, the dark side of the moon. Once I realized what it was, my eyes started burning and I dropped to the floor writing in pain. I am now completely blind, I will have to get a dog, sunglasses, a stick, all of that. Then I will have to sell pencils on the corner to make ends meet. 

Joy Behar recently made the news when she fell on live TV. Behar sat in a chair made for a normal person instead of her custom specially made chair for farm animals and livestock. The chair flipped and Joy hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. A 4.3 earthquake registered in the area outside of the studio and most of Los Angeles. Behar commented “I shared the photos to show that I am still spry and beautiful. They were very empowering.”

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